Believe it or not, many Lazy People have read this Booklet thus far, and have not even Discovered what it is that makes People LAZY! In other Words, they were too Lazy to DO what I Asked them to Do: beCause they Misjudged the Importance of that Word, “DO.” Yes, to Do something Implies ACTION, which is Required, in Order to Fully Understand how to Do anything: beCause most Things, including Love, Require PRACTICE; and WHO is more Ambitious than someone who is in LOVE?
Now, like all Swangkee Literature, this Inspired Booklet has taken most People by Surprise: beCause they did not Realize just how CRAZY they, themselves, are; but, now they Hopefully Realize it, and even Want to Do something Constructive, in Order to Escape from their Insanity, which is a Manmade Hell, you might say: beCause we did it to ourselves, Collectively: beCause of having DUMBmocracy, rather than a Righteous GovernMint, whose Main Duty is to Enlighten our Minds concerning all Kinds of I
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This Inspired Booklet is now DEDICATED to whomever is SICK of their Dietary Sins, and would like to be SAVED from their Hellish Condition, even if they are too Proud to Confess that they are now in a Hellish Condition. (See: WHERE is HELL??)
Whenever you Feel Stressed, as if you were about to go Insane, it is High Time to STOP whatever you are doing, and RELAX, even if you must Lose your Job: because your Life is more Important than your Work. However, if you are the Boss of some Company, it will be very Difficult to just QUIT whatever you are doing: because you do not have that Freedom.
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Now, if there are any other Unanswered Questions within the Minds of Readers, concerning All-Mineral Organic Gardening, they can probably Discover most of those Answers within my Photo Galleries for Gardening, or even within other Books, which might Contribute something to the Subject.
Now, as you can See, I have not gone into all of the Psychological Reasons WHY that People get Depressed: because that might Fill a Public LIE-brary, and still not Resolve the Problem.
Now, I Fully Realize that it is Embarrassing to Confess that the Book of Mormon is a Joseph Smith Junior Fraud, as I have Proven by Means of Reason and Logic; but, to Confess it is Better than Attempting to Cover it up, only to be Found Guilty, later on. After all, President Bill Adulterous Lying Clinton Tried that Plan, and it only Backfired on him to his Eternal Shame, who will always be known as that Man who did "not have Sex with that Woman,” while Pointing his Knuckle at us, and Shaking his Fist.