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"Yes, our Forefathers in America Knew the POWERS of Truths, and therefore they Guaranteed to us Americans Freedom of Speech, and of the Press: because they Understood that if the Whole Truth could be Published, the Masses of People would Learn it, and then come to a Righteous Decision concerning what should be Done: because they had Faith in the Powers of Truths." 

— Ray Walter Swangkee
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A Square is Symbolical of something that is FAIR, and not especially Enlightening; but it is Useful for Learning other Truth. Once this Information is Learned, it is not something that Needs to be Studied again and again, while all Exceptionally and Extremely Good Materials MUST be Studied over and over, in Order to Thoroughly Digest them.

Chapter 4 — The Conclusion

Now, whether or not you Belong to one of the Babylonian Churches, is of no Interest to me: because I Realize that you will have to DROP OUT of ALL of them, just to Join Ranks with the One True Church, which is that Holy Church, which is made up of Holy People, who are PURE in Mind, Spirit, and BODY, who have the Faith of Jesus Christ, who can not only Walk on the Water; but, they can also do all Kinds of Miracles, even as the Apostles did them: because they are so Blest.

Chapter 2 — A Survey of your True Christian Values

I have several Surveys of Values within another Book, which contains many Surveys that are Related with Christian Values, which anyone can Study, and Check the Boxes that they Agree with, and thus Discover their own Values, which makes it one of the most Interesting Books in the World, which everyone should have to Read before Graduating from the School of FOOLS! Indeed, everyone should have to Fill Out and FILE those Surv

Dedication and Introduction by the Professor Wordcraft from the Universal College of Superior "Nolij"

This Special Booklet is now DEDICATED to whomever Doubts that their Bible contains the Last Word concerning all such Important Issues, even though the Bible has been Greatly Misunderstood, Misinterpreted, Mutilated, and even Mistranslated, whether or not it was Deliberately, Carelessly, Neglectfully, Maliciously, or Conspiratorially Mistranslated.

Chapter 5 — The Conclusion by the Professor Wordcraft

Now, if you have read this entire Book, you have no doubt Discovered that the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge has some Strange Ideas in his Head, one of which is that he Sincerely Believes that almost ALL People could become Moderately RICH, even though it is Self-evident that most People are not Mentally nor Physically ABLE to become Moderately Rich, even if they were Provided with all of the Necessary Books, Tools, Materials, and Explicit Instructions for HOW to Accomplish it: beCause they are simply too Dull-minded, being Products of Capitalism

Chapter 5 — The Conclusion

Now, I Fully Realize that most People will not Accept what I Teach, nor even Consider the Building of Swangkee Fortresses, in spite of the Fact that such Fortresses would Solve more than 5,000 Problems, including all of the Major Problems, such as Unemployment, Wars, Air Pollution, Water Pollution, Land Pollution, Noise Pollution, and Mind Pollution; but, that does not Deter me from Proclaiming the Truth as I Understand it: beCause I am not Seeking Popularity, Fortune, nor Fame.

Dedication and Introduction by the Professor Wordcraft from the Universal College of Superior "Nolij"

This Unique Booklet is now DEDICATED to those hundreds of millions of Ignorant People who will SUFFER during that Great Worldwide FAMINE that is Sure to come, if we do not all Repent by Means of Fasting and Praying.

Chapter 4 — The Conclusion

Believe it or not, many Lazy People have read this Booklet thus far, and have not even Discovered what it is that makes People LAZY! In other Words, they were too Lazy to DO what I Asked them to Do: beCause they Misjudged the Importance of that Word, “DO.” Yes, to Do something Implies ACTION, which is Required, in Order to Fully Understand how to Do anything: beCause most Things, including Love, Require PRACTICE; and WHO is more Ambitious than someone who is in LOVE?

Chapter 4 — The Conclusion

Now, like all Swangkee Literature, this Inspired Booklet has taken most People by Surprise: beCause they did not Realize just how CRAZY they, themselves, are; but, now they Hopefully Realize it, and even Want to Do something Constructive, in Order to Escape from their Insanity, which is a Manmade Hell, you might say: beCause we did it to ourselves, Collectively: beCause of having DUMBmocracy, rather than a Righteous GovernMint, whose Main Duty is to Enlighten our Minds concerning all Kinds of I

Dedication and Introduction by the Professor Wordcraft from the Universal College of Superior "Nolij"

This Unique Booklet is now DEDICATED to the hundreds of millions of Crazy People in this World of Woes, who call themselves “Jews,” “Conservative Compassionate Republicans,” “Christian Democrats,” “Christian Warmongers,” “Moslems,” “Hindus,” “Buddhists,” “Shintoists,” “Baptists,” “Latter-day Saints,” “Jehovah’s Witnesses,” “Hutterites,” “Mennonites,” “Shiites,” and a hundred other

Dedication and Introduction by the Professor Wordcraft from the Universal College of Superior "Nolij"

This Inspired Booklet is now DEDICATED to whomever is SICK of their Dietary Sins, and would like to be SAVED from their Hellish Condition, even if they are too Proud to Confess that they are now in a Hellish Condition. (See: WHERE is HELL??)

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