5-001 [X] George and I have some very Bad Habitual Habits, one of which is Voting for one of 2 or 3 WRong Political Parties, which have no Reasonable Solutions for anything. Actually, we cannot Help ourselves to Overcome it: beCause we do not know what else to Do!
4-001 [_] I Believe that I should do with all of my Might, Mind, and Spirit, whatsoever my Hands find to do, as if I were doing it for God, and not for People, nor for myself: beCause God is the Ultimate Judge and Rewarder of all Souls, whom we should First of all Seek to Please.
3-001 [X] We have no Sexual, Social, nor Moral Values. We are just Coldblooded Snakes, you might say. [_] It is not True: beCause George and Dick have never Raped an Elephant, nor even a Dog, much less a Skunk. [_] How would you Know what they have done in the Dark, in Secret??
3-002 [X] I can tell you one thing, we are as Good as Americans come. [_] I Believe it. [_] I do not Believe it. [_] If it is True, you should not Object to Attending the Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING! Therefore, we look forward to seeing you there.
2-001 [_] I am a Dimwitcrat. [X] I am a Republican Pig, a Capitalist Hog, a Slave Driver, and a Drug Addict. I think. I am not Sure. I am George Bush. I still have my Marbles; but, not all of them are Lined up.
2-002 [X] I Believe that I was Born to be a Master.
2-003 [_] I Believe that I was Born to be a Servant.
2-004 [X] I Believe that Smart People should take Advantage of Stupid People.
1-001 [X] I Believe in God.
1-002 [X] I Believe there is only ONE God.
Just Try to Imagine what the SURVEYS of the Religious Spiritual Governmental Political Sexual Social Moral Labor Economic Business Habitual and Miscellaneous VALUES of George Warmonger Bush and Little Dick Cheney might read like, if they were to be Perfectly Honest with themselves and everyone else.
19-001 [X] I Believe that all Cooks should be Neat and Clean People, who have Good Clean Habits, who Keep their Workplace Clean and Neat as they Work. [X] I Believe that Restaurant Workers should take a Shower and put on Clean Clothes each Day before going to Work with Hair Nets on. [_] Such a Thing as Keeping the Workplace Clean is almost Impossible: beCause of Foods Splashing around. For Example, you can Cut into a Tomato with a Dull Knife, and it can Squirt for 3 to 4 feet!
18-001 [_] I am a Member of C-span. [X] I am not a Member. [_] I have Applied for a Job with C-span.
18-002 [_] I Watch C-span Regularly. [_] I Watch the Washington Journal Regularly. [_] Sometimes. [_] Whenever there is nothing else on TV that is Worth Watching.
17-001 [_] I am a Policeman. [_] Policewoman. [X] Neither one. [_] A Potential Police Officer.
17-002 [X] I Believe in Doing unto others as I would have others Do unto me. [_] I do not Believe it, nor do I Intend to Follow such Religious Doctrines.
17-003 [_] I Do unto others before they do it to me. For Example, if someone Looks like he might Shoot me, I will Shoot him first, even if he has no Weapon: because I Believe that it is Better to be Safe and Alive, than to Trust someone. [X] Nonsense.
15-001 [_] I am a News Reporter. [_] I am a Journalist. [_] I am Newspaper Editor. [_] I am a News Cameraman. [_] I work in a News Office. [_] I am a Newspaper Columnist. [_] I am a Blogger. [_] I only work on the Internet. [_] I work for the Armed Forces News. [_] I write Magazine Articles. [_] I am an Author of Books. [_] I am an Economist. [_] I am a News Analyst. [_] I work in the White House News Room. [_] I am an Anchor Man. [_] I work for ABC. [_] CBS. [_] NBC. [_] CNN. [_] FOX. [_] PBS News Hour. [_] LINK-TV. [_] FreeSpeech TV. [_] Headline News. [_] DW-TV. [_] other.