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Now, I fully Realize that I will be in the Dog House, so to speak, if I Alter so much as ONE Word of that Quotation from the New King James Version, which is almost as Sacred as the Old King James Version, at least to many PROTESTants; but, the Important Thing is to Learn the TRUTH, even if you are so Bothered by it that you have to Resist putting such a Book as this into the Fireplace: beCause only the Truth has the Power in Order to set us Free from the Prison of Lies and Sins.

We, the Undersigned Citizens of the United States of America, PETITION the United States Congress, Supreme Court, and President, to:

We, the Undersigned Citizens of the United States of North America, PETITION the Congresses of both the Senate and the House of Representatives, the Supreme Court and the President, to:

We, the Undersigned Citizens of the United States of North America, PETITION the Congress of both Houses in Washington, DC, as well as the President and Chief Justices of the Supreme Court, to:

"Get WISDOM, my Son, and with all of your Getting, Get GOOD Understanding," as King Solomon Advised.

Now, it is Obvious that it is not Good for EVERYONE to begin writing with all such Capitalized Words: beCause of Several Good Reasons.

1. Most of their writings are NOT Inspired by God, and are therefore not Worthy of such Capitalizations.

Well, if you Notice, neither Love nor Hate are Capitalized by most Authors, Professors, Teachers, nor Preachers: beCause they have Apparently never Experienced the DEEP Emotions of Love nor Hate; and therefore, they put no more Importance on those Multi-meaning Words, than they put on the Earth, the Sunstar, the Moon, the Galaxy, nor even on such "Minor Things" like Oxygen, Nitrogen, Wind, nor Rain, without which they could not even LIVE: beCause they would be Suffocated to DEATH with a Capital S, or else they would Starve to Death with a Capital S, whereby they would also Suffer

You have probably already Heard the RANTINGS and the Ravings of Preachers and Politicians concerning this Important Subject; but, now you are going to Hear something that will Tingle your Ears, you might say, and send the Cold Chills up your Spine, if you are an Unbeliever; or else it might send a Warm Feeling of Comfort into your Stomach, if you are a General Tax SLAVE: beCause I Present a Reasonable Solution that is FOOLPROOF, and Guaranteed to Work.

This Inspired Booklet is now DEDICATED to the Uninspired People, who Lack Vision and Foresight, who Suffer with Chronic Constipation of the Mind, who PRESUME that there is only ONE or perhaps 2 Different Ways to do something — such as the Republican Way, or the Democrat Way; but, certainly NOT God's Way: beCause of some Imaginary WALL of SEPA

Well, Job's Wife suggested that Job should Curse God and Die, in order to Relieve himself of his Sufferings; but, Job was Faithful to God, and did not Accept the Bad Advice of his Foolish Wife: beCause Job had Special Knowledge and Good Understanding. After all, if there is a Creator, which there must be in Order to have a Creation, then there is also no Doubt going to be a Judgment Day: beCause the Creation would be Insane without Justice, which Requires a Judgment Day.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a White Cow with a Red Face, moo: "O Black Workhorse, I must Confess that it is a Great Shame for us Spiritual Cowards to Visit a Fourth Swangkee Fortress: beCause all of you People are very Ambitious and Industrious Souls, who have the most Beautiful Marble-faced Walls, which are Built in STEPS, which make it Possible for you to have Cleaner Houses than almost anyone else: beCause Things are not just Sitting around Collecting Dust on Shelves: beCause those Steps have Cabinets and Drawer