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Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Professor from the Universal College of almost Worthless knowledge, say: “O Peacock, were you Picking on Saint Matthew, or the Overzealous Person or Persons who might have Manipulated the Gospel of Matthew for their own Religious Agendas, or Purposes — such as Promoting the Trinity Doctrine?” Well, O Professor, I merely wanted to make it Clear to everyone that not ALL of the “Holy” Bible can be Trusted to be Accurate: beCause of the Obvious Contradictions, for which I am Sure that Saint Luke would Ag

The New MAGNIFIED Version of the Third Epistle of Saint John Zebedee Boanerges

The Elder Brother John,  unto the Well-beloved Gaius [gii-us], whom I Love According to the Truth. Beloved, I Wish above all Things that you might Prosper and be in Good Health, even as your Spirit Prospers: because I Greatly Rejoiced, when the Brothers Came and Testified of the Truth that is within you, even as you Live According to the Truth that we have Taught.

Now, during the First Day of the Week, when it was yet Dark, during the Early Morning Hours, Mary Magdalene and other Wombmen came to the Sepulcher [pronounced Se-pul-ker], and saw that the Stone had been Taken Away from the Entrance to the Sepulcher. Then she Ran with Great Excitement, and came to Simon Peter, and to the other Disciple, whom Jesus Loved, and said to them: "They have Taken Away the Ruler from the Sepulker, and we do not Know where they have Laid him." Therefore, Peter and that other Disciple went forth, and Ran to the Sepulker.

Then, when Jesus and his Disciples Found a Secluded Place within the Garden of Gethsemane [geth-SEM-u-nee], which means Oil Press, he Taught to them these Words, saying: "I am the True Vine, and my Father is the Husbandman, who Cares for the Vineyard.

And then Nathanael said, "O Ruler, if no Man ever Chose the Body that he would be Born into, then how can a Man be Condemned for whatever he does, seeing that his Circumstances are Uncontrollable?

Now, before the Feast of the Passover, when Jesus Knew that his Time was Come that he should Depart Out of this World, unto the Heavenly Father, after having Loved his own Physical and Spiritual Children, which were in this World, which he Loved until his Death — in Spite of all of their Weaknesses, Unbelief, and Shortcomings — he Prepared them for that Time of Great Crisis.

Then Jesus came to Bethany, which means House of Dates, where Lazarus was, who had been Dead, whom Jesus had Raised from the Dead. There they made for him a Supper, and Martha Served it; but, Lazarus was one of them who Sat at the Table with Jesus. Then Mary took a Pound of Ointment of Spikenard, which was very Costly, and Anointed the Feet of Jesus with it, and Wiped his Feet with her Hair; and the whole House was Filled with the Odor of the Ointment.

Then Jesus Looked Sternly at the Multitude of People, and said: "Truly, Truly, I say to you, he who does not Enter by the One and Only Doorway into the Sheepfold of the Good Shepherd, as all True Sheep would Do; but, Attempts to Climb Up some other Unlawful Way, in Order to Attempt to Enter in, the same Person is like a Thief and a Robber, who cannot be Trusted. However, he who Enters in First, by the Doorway, is the Shepherd of the Sheep, who is a Good Example for all Wise People to Follow, in all Ways.

And as Jesus Passed by, on his Way through the Essene Gate, which is on the South Side of Jerusalem, which Leads into the Valley of Hinnom, he saw a Man who was Born Blind from his Birth; and his Disciples Asked him, saying: "Master, who Sinned — this Man, or his Parents, which Caused him to be Blind from his Birth?" Jesus Answered them, "Neither has this Man Sinned such a Sin, nor has his Parents; but, he was Born this Way so that the Works of the Supreme Ruler could be Made Known by him.

After our Minds were Enlightened with those Important Things, Jesus went Across the Sea of Galilee, which is the Sea of Tiberias [tii-BIR-ee-us], which was Named after the City of Tiberias, which was made the Capital of that Province after  the Romans Destroyed Jerusalem. And a Great Multitude of Unclean People Followed him: because they saw his Miracles, which he did for them who were Diseased. And Jesus Walked Up onto a Mountain, and there he Sat Down with his Disciples on a Large Rock, in Order to Rest for a short Time.