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Chapter 4 — What IS an Ideal Place to Live?

By the Artistic Peacock from Angel Ridge

First of all, each Person has his or her own Opinion about such Important Subjects; but, in Order to be Scientific about it, we must Establish certain Guidelines for what makes any Place Ideal for Living. However, like I said before, some People say “there is NO such Place”; but, others say that they are Living there right NOW! Therefore, in Order to PROVE who is Right and who is WRong — or perhaps Insane, like the Corrupt Federal Government, which cannot even come up with ONE Way to Spell ONE Sound each Time — we must come to an Agreement on what IS Ideal, or the Perfect Place to Live, where everyone Prospers and Lives in Peace, where everyone is Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise in as much as it is Possible.

First of all, we can all Agree that the Ideal Place to Live would have to have Fresh CLEAN AIR, with little or NO Pollution: because Clean Air is the Primary Basic Necessity of LIFE, without which a Person cannot Expect to Live nearly as long as Adam and Eve, who had Perfect Air to Breathe. Therefore, if any Place does not have Clean Air, it is NOT an Ideal Place to Live.

Secondly, we can all Agree that the Ideal Place to Live would have to have Fresh PURE WATER, which is Naturally Pure, without Distillation, Recycling, Purification with Poisonous Chemicals, or whatever. In other Words, it would be similar to the Water that ran through the Garden of Eden, with no Acid Rainwater in it, with no Harmful Chemicals in it, and with no Pollution of any Kind in it: because that is the Way that God Intended for it to be, so that we might be Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise — as Opposed to running our Sewage from our Toilets into our Rivers, and then Attempting to Purify that Water with Harmful Chemicals, and then Pump it through Rusty Corroded FILTHY Pipes, after it is Approved by the Wicked Federal Government as being Potable or Drinkable without Immediately Killing someone.

Thirdly, most People would Agree that an Ideal Place to Live is not too Dry nor too Wet: because, if it is too Dry, and there is no Water, you cannot Grow any Food; and, if it is too Wet, most of your Food will simply ROT, either before or after you Harvest it. Moreover, FOOD, itself, is the Third Basic Necessity of Life, which should be the Best Food in the World — not some Poisonous, Foul-tasting, Flavorless Fruits and Vegetables. In other Words, those Fruits and Vegetables should be Worthy of Feeding them to Jesus Christ and to his Disciples, if they should Happen to come for Visits at our Houses. However, as of now, most People would be Ashamed to even Invite Jesus Christ to come into their Filthy Houses: because he might take a Look into their Refrigerators, and ask them what some of those Strange Foods are, which have long Lists of Preservatives and Harmful Chemicals, which might Defile their Temples, which are their Bodies and Minds. Moreover, GROWING Food, itself, is a Basic Necessity of Life, even if some People do not like to Grow it; but, Wise People are Intelligent Enough to Know that the only Way that they can have any Realistic Idea concerning the Quality of the Food that they are Eating, is to Grow their own Food, which can be much Healthier and Better for them in many Ways. For Example, they get to Work in the Fresh Air in their own Gardens, and they get to Enjoy Watching Plants Grow, which are like Watching Babies Grow up, which they Nurse with Tender Loving Care, until at Last they get to Eat what they have Grown, which gives to them a Feeling of Satisfaction that no one can get from a GROSS Grocery Store Product: because his or her Heart is not in it, and he or she Suspicions every Bite of it: beCause of the Fly Spray or whatever might be on it. Moreover, they also Know that such Food is much Tastier and more Satisfying, and Especially if it is Grown by the All-Mineral Organic Method of Gardening. See Swangkee Gardening. Therefore, an IDEAL Place to Live would have a MODERATE Amount of Rainfall, and it would fall at just the Right Time, and in the Right Amount: so that no one would have to Waste any Time nor Money on Watering his or her Plants. Indeed, such a Place might be called, “the Garden of Eden,” which no one has ever Discovered, as far as I know: because there is no Place on this Earth that has a Moderate Amount of Rain, at just the Right Time, and in the Right Amount for each of thousands of Different Plants — some of which like Dry Topsoil, and others like it Wet all of the Time! Therefore, a more Ideal Place to Live would be a Well-watered Desert, where the Air is Dry; but, the Ground has plenty of Water Percolating up into it by Means of Springs, which can be done Artificially by Mechanical Means with the Use of Cisterns for Water Storage and Solar-powered Pumps for moving the Water wherever it is Wanted in the Exact Right Amounts. Indeed, the Oceans are FULL of Water, and they can also be Used Wisely in Order to Water Deserts by Solar Power: because Sand is the Primary Ingredient for making Glass, which can be used in Order to make Solar Distilleries, which can Produce Pure “Rainwater,” you might say, which can be used for Watering Fruit Trees: so that we can Harvest Sweet Juicy Fruits for Eating, and Harvest Immature Coconuts for Drinking Water. However, such Projects Require TRILLIONS of Dollars in Order to get them set up for Servicing millions of People. Therefore, that is NOT an Ideal Place to Live, unless you are a Multitrillionaire like ME! Howbeit, I will Explain that later on.

Now, you must Remember that there is NO Guarantee from God nor Government, that it will always go on Raining, nor that it will always be Dry: because Climates are somewhat like certain Moody Women, who can Change their Minds within Minutes, Depending on the Weather or Atmospheric Pressure. Therefore, the Water Situation would have to be under Control, in Order to make it an Ideal Place to Live. For Example, we can Build Large Cisterns for Water Storage, using whatever Water is now running down the Rivers and into the Oceans, except that such Water is Greatly Polluted by Industries and Sewage Systems. Moreover, as Individuals, we are as Powerless to Fix it as one Person Attempting to Build the Great Pyramid of Giza, in Egypt … but, with United Effort and True Love, we can do almost any Good Work.

Now, I Hear someone say, “But what can we Do in Order to Prevent a FLOOD — such as they had in Germany, where the Rivers were 4 or 5 times as high as Normal? Indeed, how can we STOP a Flood, if we Live on the River Bank?” Well, the Best Solution for that Massive Problem, and hundreds of other Massive Problems, is found later on in this Inspired Book, which Offers a MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to any Person who can Prove my Words of Truth to be Wrong! However, for those People who are presently Desperate to Instantly Solve that Problem as soon as Possible, I suggest that they quickly MOVE AWAY from such Places, which are in Danger of being Flooded — such as those River Banks, Swamps, and Cities that are located below Dams, which can Burst and Kill whomever is below them. However, you would not Want to move Underneath a Hillside, which might SLIDE OFF and Bury you Alive under the Mud, which might be Worse than the Flood!

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Chicken with a Red Comb, cackle: “O Peacock, it Appears to me that there are at least a thousand Options for us to Choose from, when Trying to Pick out or Peck out the Ideal Place to Live — such as the Place where I Live, which is a little Farm in Kansas, which is too Cold in Order to Grow Mangos and Bananas, and it is too Hot during the Summertime to call Home: because I did not Build a Self-air-conditioned Rock House, like yours. No, but I have to Pay that ElecTRICK Bill every Month, which is really Depressing: because no little Farmer like me can Afford it. Moreover, I have had to Replace the Shingles on our House a half dozen times: because the Tornadoes and Hailstorms have Ruined them. Furthermore, the Deer and Raccoons have Eaten my Corn, and there is nothing that I can Do in Order to Stop them: because I am just too Poor.” † Well, O Chicken, I know that you are Ashamed of yourself for having all of those Bills to Pay; but, if you were Living in the Perfect Place, you would never Complain about any Electric Bills: because you would have Solar Power with a MINIMUM of Expenses. Indeed, once a Profitable $wangkee Solar Electric Power Plant is set up, it can easily run for a thousand Years with little or no added Expenses: because Heated Sand or Salt does not wear out, even if you Heat it a “million” times; and I have Discovered HOW to do it, so that we can ALL have as much Energy as we Need, without Polluting our Earth by Burning so-called “Fossil” Fuels — such as Coal, Oil, and Gas. Therefore, an Ideal Place to Live would not have Air-pollution, Water-pollution, Land-pollution, nor any Evil Thing, which might Cause us to Want to LEAVE IT. Nevertheless, you Remind me of that Inspired Proverb of King Solomon, who said, “…the Destruction of the Poor People comes because of their Poverty, being Mentally, Spiritually, Physically, and Materially POOR; and therefore, they Assume that they can never Afford to do anything Correctly, even though there is a Way to do it.” A Part of the Workhorse’s New MAGNIFIED Version (NMV) of Proverbs 10:15, in Plain English. In other Words, if you had the Necessary Money, you could put a Good Wall around your Property, so that those Deer and Raccoons could not easily get into your Corn Field; but, because of Poverty, you are Forced to do everything WRong. Likewise, the same Thing applies to 99.99% of the People in this World of Woes, who Try to Live on the Land: because most Governments are not the slightest bit Interested in making Life on the Land a JOY, instead of a Torture: because they are only Interested in making their own Bank Accounts Fatter and FATTER, until they go BANKRUPT, as in the Case of Argentina. Nevertheless, there is also a Way to Overcome that BIG FAT LYING Federal Government Problem, by Exercising the Sword of TRUTH, which no Person can Fight Against, and Win: because it is Sharp and Powerful. Indeed, the Truth, itself, is the one Thing that all False Governments DREAD: because it is more Powerful than all Armies, Combined: because it has the Power to Change the Minds of all Intelligent People, Worldwide — that is, if they do not Suffer with Doubt, Fear, and Unbelief! Therefore, I am now writing this Good Book, in Order to Attempt to BANISH some of that Doubt, Fear, and Unbelief, which comes beCause of IGNORANCE, Vain Traditions, GREED, Selfishness, and Foolishness! Indeed, only a Fool would Live in the Average American Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Den, which is GUARANTEED to Rot down, Burn up, get Eaten up by Termites, Flooded Out, Slid Away in a Mudslide, Crushed in by an Ice Storm, or get Destroyed in some other Way: because the DESIGN is Inspired by Satan and Sons, Incorporated, whose only Interest is getting more and MORE MONEY, while leading US to Sincerely Believe that we are the Richest People on the Earth, when in Fact, we are some of the Poorest: because an Intense Drought could easily Destroy our Great FALSE ECONOMY, and the Ashes of our Cities of Confusion would Testify Against us! Nevertheless, you might have to come Home in Order to Discover some little Roasted Chickens who are still in their Beds, who just got Smoked to Death in the very Toxic Smoke of a Plastic House Fire, before you will Realize the TRUTH of what I am Teaching to you, O Chicken: because you have less Brains than I do, and I am almost Brainless!

Now, I do not know about you; but as for myself, I have NO USE for any more Nonsense: because I have Suffered Long Enough, being a General American Tax Slave for more than 40 Years. Therefore, we should Exercise our DUMBmocracy, and VOTE for a RIGHTEOUS Government, which does what is Right for all of us. Yes, if you are also SICK and TIRED of Voting for 2 Wrong Parties, which I call the Dimwitcrat Party and the Reprobate Party, then you might consider the OPTIONS; but first, before you Vote for anyone, you must Learn as much Truth as Possible: because the most Righteous Person who ever Lived, said something like this: “You shall Learn the Truth when you come to me, when you get to Know me; and the Truth will make you Free in all Ways.” NMV of The Good News According to Saint John Zebedee Boanerges in Plain English 8:32. In other Words, when we DO what Jesus Christ said to DO, we will be Free in ALL Ways. Indeed, it was the Inspired Words of Jesus Christ that CAUSED US to Build our 98% Rock Houses: because we Believed these Inspired Words, “He who Hears these Sayings of mine, and DOES them, and Teaches them, shall be LIKE a Wise Man who Digs Down Deep into the Earth, and Builds his House of Love on the Solid Bedrock of Divine Truth, which no Violent Storm nor even an Earthquake can Damage: because it is Founded and Grounded on Truth; but, he who Hears these Sayings of mine, and does not DO them, nor even Teach them, shall be like a Foolish Man who builds his House of Hate on the Shifting Sand of Worldly Philosophies, which any little Wind can easily Blow Away, not to mention the Violent Storms of Life. Therefore, Understand that a Wise Man will do ALL that he Knows is Right: because THAT is what makes him Happy; but, he who does all that he Knows is Wrong, shall be made very Miserable. Therefore, let every Person HUMBLE himself by Means of Fasting and Praying, and Accept the Truth concerning ALL Subjects, even if that Truth PROVES HIM TO BE WRONG: because it is no Shame to Confess your Ignorance; but, it is a Great Shame to Know to Do GOOD, and then Do just the Opposite. Yes, it is a SIN to Do Evil, when you Know to Do Good. Therefore, whatever Good Things that your Hands find to do, do them with all of your Might — as if you did them for your Great King — because, during the Day of Justice, every Person will be Rewarded According to his or her Words and Works; and he that has Done Good with whatever he has had to Work with, shall receive a Good Reward; but, he who has been Slothful and Done Evil with whatever he has had to Work with, will receive an Evil Reward. Truly, truly, I say to you, DO ALL that you Know is Right, and then you will be Happy with yourself; and you will also be Able to Stand before your Great King with a Good Conscience during the Day of Judgment: because you will have Confidence: because of having a Clean Conscience. However, whomever Denies these Inspired Words of Provable Truth will be most Ashamed during that Great Day of Fearful Judgment, when every Knee will Bow, and every Tongue of every Person will have to Confess that he or she was without an Excuse: because it is Possible for them to Exercise their Democracy, and to VOTE for what is Right and Good for themselves and others. Yes, it is only because of Ignorance, Pride, Slothfulness, Sickness, and Rebellion, that you are not all Moderately Rich: because there is no lack of Mountains of Rocks for you to Work with, in Order to Build Good Houses with Polished Marble Walls and Granite Floors. Neither is there any lack of Young Men in Order to do the Work, who would like to be Paid GOOD Wages in Order to Do such Good Works, if only they had a Righteous and FATHERLY GOOD Government, which simply Mints or Prints the Necessary New Money in Order to use that Money WISELY, in Order to HIRE whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in Order to Help Build their own Beautiful Swangkee Stone Domehome Complex within a Planned Self-sustaining City State, which is 3 to 10 miles in diameter, having a Moat full of Water going all of the way around the Outside of the City, with a slick Polished Granite Wall just on the Inside of the Moat, so that no Unwanted Creature — such as those Corn-eating Raccoons, Fruit-eating Opossums, Poisonous Snakes, Vicious Lions, Hungry Bears, Thieves, Liars, Murderers, Rapists, and Tax Masters — can easily Enter into such City States, which must Govern themselves According to their own Elected Laws and Flexible Rules, which they have all Voted for, and be Responsible for their own Actions: so that People who are like Innocent Sheep and Foolish Goats are not Taxed in Order to Support those Unwise People who are like Ravenous Lions and Greedy Wolves, who Prey on the Labors of others, who do not Want to Earn an Honest Living by the Sweat of their own Faces because of the Exercising of their own Muscles: because they Want to Live like Kings and Queens in $wangkee Palaces, while their Slaves do most of the Work for them; but, I am come in Order to set you Free from their Prison of Lies, by telling you the Truth about a RIGHTEOUS GovernMint, which simply Mints or Prints whatever Money is Needed, in Order to use that Money Wisely, in Order to HIRE whomever Needs or Wants WORK, in Order to Build PERMANENT and PROFITABLE $wangkee Stone Domehomes, Homecraft Workshops, Well-made Tools, Sales Shops, Gardens, Vineyards, Orchards, Fruit Tree Houses with Removable Glass- and Stainless Steel-covered Roofs, Walk-in Coolers, Ice Houses, large Cisterns for Water Storage, Moats, Tunnels, Bat Houses, Covered Highways, Stone Bridges, and whatever is Needed in Order for everyone to Prosper on the Land, which they can make into their own Paradises, which they can Own by Saving the Money that they Earn by Honest Labor, which will be the very Best Money in the World: because it will be Backed up and Represented by that Stonework, which is made to Endure the Test of Time, without any Loans, without any Interest on Loans, and without any Property nor Inheritance Taxes. Therefore, WAKE UP, O Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves, and come to your Right Senses — even as the Prodigal Son who found himself in the Hog Pen, about to Eat Corn Husks, which will be a Delicate Dish for the Rich People during the Time of the Great Worldwide FAMINE that is coming, if you People Reject this Great Truth, and do not REPENT with True Repentance!” The NMV of a Part of Matthew 7, by the Great White Workhorse. (See: What will you Do when the Rain STOPS??)

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Drunken Duck, say: “O Master Farmer, suppose that we do not Want to Live within some Planned City: because we like to be Free, like Ducks on the Lake: so that we can come and go as we Please, without getting someone’s Permission to LEAVE the Fortress?” † Well, O Duck, I will Speak for the Master Farmer. First of all, no one said that you HAVE to Live within some Planned City, if you would rather Live in some Swamp of Filthiness, or even on the Lake of Tranquility, where the Alligators might Eat you for Supper: because everyone should be Free to CHOOSE where they Want to Live, and HOW they Want to Live, even as it is Written: “Now, therefore, Respect your Supreme Ruler, and Serve him in Sincerity and According to the Truth; and put Away the Rulers that your Fathers Served as Tax Slaves on the other Side of the Great Waters, and in the Cursed Land of that which is Forbidden, even in the House of Bondage in Egypt, the House of Idols, and the Prison of Lies; and Serve you the Supreme Ruler and Divine Lawmaker: because, if everyone in the World should Learn, Believe, Love, and Obey the Ten Commandments, there would be no more Tax Slavery: because there would be no more Criminals, Wars, Prisons, and all that Requires Taxes. Therefore, if it seems Evil to you to Serve the Creator and Supreme Ruler, then Choose you this Day whom you will Serve — whether the Rulers that your Fathers Served that were on the other Side of the Flood of Water, or the Rulers of the Amorites, in whose Land you now Live, or the SUPREME Ruler who Created Heaven and Earth, along with everything that we now have in Order to Richly Enjoy his Creation; but, as for me and my Household, we will Serve the Supreme Ruler — the Holy One who Controls the Wind and the Rain, who is Able to Bless us or Curse us, whose very First Commandment says: ‘I am your Creator, the Supreme Ruler and Divine Lawmaker, and therefore you shall not have any other Rulers above me and my Divine Laws of Life.’ Therefore, let everyone Choose whom they will Serve: so that they might be Happy with themselves; but, as for me and my Family, we Choose to Serve the Supreme Ruler, and to Obey his Great Truths.” The New MAGNIFIED Version of Joshua 24:14—15, in Plain English, According to the Spirit of Inspiration. Therefore, the Sane People should Choose to Live with other Sane People: because all People were Created to be COMMUNAL Creatures, who have Need for other People — even as the Ducks and Chickens who Live in Flocks, have Need for others for their own Protection — who can Accomplish Great Things by United Effort, if they set their Minds unto it, even if they are only little Piss Ants! But behold, what can an Independent Jackass do by himself, in Order to Accomplish any Good Thing?

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Brown Bear, growl: “O Master Farmer, us Bears do not Need a Community of People to Live with: because we are Independent and Free. Therefore, your Master Plan for Worldwide Law, Order, Obedience, Peace, and True Prosperity is NO GOOD for US: because we cannot Participate in such Insanity as the Building of $wangkee Fortresses, even if they could Solve ALL of our Massive Problems: because such UGLY Cities prevent us Bears from taking Advantage of the Deer and other Innocent Creatures, whom we like to Consume by Commercialism.” †§‡§§ (See: Justification of Symbols, Creatures, and Characters!) Well, O Bear, the Average Deer and Sheep would not Know what you are Talking about: because they are too Ignorant concerning such Subjects as Commercialism; but, I fully Understand your Game, which you Play in Order to get Gain, which is an EVIL Game called CAPITALISM, which uses PRIDE in Order to Blind the Minds of all of these Ignorant People, who are so easily Deceived that they Honestly Believe that they are now Living the GOOD Life — just because they have Collected all Kinds of JUNK, such as their Gas-hog Cars, which Produce the Major Cause for their Pollution, which is not Needed nor Wanted within the Kingdom of God, nor even within a Swangkee Fortress: because you can easily get to any Location within such a Planned City within 15 Minutes on a Lowly Bicycle, if you are in a big Hurry; or, if you Want to, you can make Solar-powered Electric Trains, or Solar-powered Cars, Vans, Buses, Trucks, Tractors, Bulldozers, Ships, and so on: because there is a Way to do it Right; but, whomever Assumes that the Creator Loves all of this Foul Air, Poisoned Water, Polluted Land, and Abominations that Produce SICK Degenerated Souls, is Insane! Therefore, even a Lonely Bear, or Coal Miner, should Appreciate what I am Trying to do for him. However, I See that you are already Spoiled by your False Riches, which have Puffed Up your Pride and Blinded your Mind.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Workhorse without a Harness, whinny: “O Master Farmer, your Inspired Words of Provable Truth simply Delight my Eyes, and Fill my Soul with JOY: because I have always been Willing and Able to LEARN and WORK, and therefore I should be Moderately Rich by now: because I have already Done Enough Work in Order to have Built several Good Houses; but, that School of Fools did not Teach to me HOW to Build a GOOD House for myself, as that Peacock has Done for himself; and therefore, I have Suffered for all of my Life with one Expense right after another: because almost everything in this Hate-filled World is DESIGNED in Order to Wear Out or go to Hell at about the same Time that the Guarantee Expires, which Thoroughly Pisses me off, as they say! Therefore, if you ask me to VOTE for a Righteous GovernMint, then I will Gladly Obey: because it would be a thousand times Better than the Wicked Government that we now have, which does not even Mention the EVILS of Capitalism. Howbeit, HOW do I Know for a Fact that YOU, O God, are Asking me to do anything? After all, is not the World Supposed to go to Hell, just before you Return for the Second Time? Indeed, it seems to me that it is your Will and Desire that most of us should PERISH, even though there is a Verse that says: ‘God is not Willing that ANY should Perish; but, that ALL should come unto Repentance,’ which would include myself. However, I do not have Enough Time to Repent: because I have too many Bills to Pay. In other Words, I would TURN myself AROUND, and Live like Humans were Created to Live on the Land, which Feeds and Clothes them; but, now I am TRAPPED in this City of Confusion, even though I have Graduated from the Universal College of Inferior knowledge, and have a Master’s Degree in Mental Rapeology, which is as Worthless as Teats on a Boar Hog! Therefore, WHAT am I Supposed to DO — stop my Searching for Work, and Campaign for a Righteous GovernMint, which this Government will never Allow: because it would put all of those Politicians OUT of Business?!” † Well, O Workhorse, if you Sincerely WANT to get back into your Harness, and go to Work for GOOD $wangkee Wages — such as $60 an Hour for Common Skilled Labor, such as setting Marble Tiles on the Walls of your own Beautiful Stone Domehome — then you should Consider that the most Profitable Thing that you could ever Do, is to CAMPAIGN for that Righteous GovernMint: because the Master Farmer is the One and only One who sets up Kings and takes down Queens, and he has made the Peacock your Scapegoat — even the one whom you can Blame for all that goes Wrong, AFTER you have Elected him to be in Command of a New Righteous ONE-WORLD GovernMint: because everyone in the entire World has the very same Problem that you have, which is Finding an Ideal Place to Live and Work in. Therefore, SHED your Winter Hair, and Polish your Shoes, and get out there on the Streets with your Large Bright Sign, which reads: Visit www.ThePeacock.com for Reasonable Solutions for our Massive Problems, even if the Lady Doubtfulness does not Believe it! Indeed, there might be a few Skunks and Snakes that will not like my Master Plan; but, most People will Love it: because there is a Place for everyone within one of Seven Great Swangkee Armies of WORKING Soldiers. Yes, there is even a Place for that Lady Doubtfulness, if she simply Unites with other Doubters, who can Prove it.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Painted Skunk, say: “O Master Farmer, are you saying that there is a Place for us Painted Highly-Perfumed Skunks within your Swangkee Fortress System of Good GovernMint? Are you saying that we can ALL find a Place within that System — even if we are nothing but Harlots, Prostitutes, Drug Addicts, Witch Doctors, and Thieving Porcupine Lawyers?” † Well, O Skunk, I can Assure you that there IS a Place in this World of Wonders for EVERYONE, and for every Kind of Creature: because it Requires such a World in Order to make it Beautiful. Indeed, it Requires an Opposition in all Things; but, that does not Mean that all of the People should be like Stinking Skunks, Sneaking Snakes, Alligators, Lions, Wolves, Hogs, FBI Foxes, Political Rabbits, Groundhogs, Armadillos, Possums, Raccoons, Porcupine Lawyers, and other Creatures like Yellow Jackets and Hornets, when most People would rather be GOOD — like Humble Sheep and Obedient Goats, who only Eat whatever they are Commanded to Eat![2] Yes, most People can Understand that they were Born as Innocent Children, who were TAUGHT Pride and Foolishness by that Public School of Insane Fools, which is Able to Build up their Pride so much that they Willingly go to WAR in Order to KILL other Innocent People, who have not been Taught the Truth concerning these Important Subjects, and have no Idea how BAD that Pride IS, which Blinds their Minds. (See: ARE WE DECEIVED??) Therefore, CAST OUT your Pride, and Learn to be THANKFUL: because "Pride comes before Destruction," as King Solomon Warned us. Moreover, you did not make yourself, nor did you make the Air that you Breathe, nor the Water that you Drink, nor the Food that you Eat: because the Great Designer Created all of those Good Things for US, and Commanded us to Love our Neighbors as much as we Love ourselves.

Now, I ask you, how many of you would like it, if other People should Steal from you? Therefore, WHY do you Steal from them, Knowing that it is Obviously BAD: because you do not like it? Moreover, WHY do you Lie to each other, since you do not like it when others Lie to you? Furthermore, WHY do you Pollute your Air, Water, and Land with all Kinds of Abominations, when it is perfectly Possible to Live an Ideal Lifestyle WITHOUT ANY of those Abominations? Indeed, Adam Lived Well for 930 Years, WITHOUT Chemical Fertilizers, Pesticides, Herbicides, Food Preservatives, Solvents, Paints, Drugs, Doctors, Hospitals, Taxes, Tax Forms, Tax Reforms, Tax Offices, Internal Revenue Snakes (IRS), and the Federal Burden of Investigation (FBI) with its Central Unintelligent Agency (CIA) and its Bureau of Alcoholic Tobacco and Firearms Fanatics (BATF), who have to be Liars and Murderers, just to Qualify for their CULT “Jobs,” which no Honest Person could do, with a Good Conscience. (See: Do you Belong to some CULT??) POOR Adam — how did he Manage to Live for so long without the Super Market Garbage and the Drug Store Trash? POOR Eve — how did she Nurse and Care for her Children without Baby Bottles, Sterilizers, and Throw-away Diapers? Surely she was Greatly Deprived! O Adam, HOW did you Plow your Garden without a Tractor? O Eve, HOW did you do your Sewing without a Sewing Machine? You POOR Deprived Soul! †§‡§§  You must have been in a Real Torment for more than 900 Years, and yet you still did not Learn what Great Things that you were MISSING, which might have made it Possible for you to ENJOY the “Good” Life, which most Americans have, TODAY, which is so “Wonderful” that it makes the Angels of Heaven ENVY them! §§ Yes, half of the Marriages end with a Divorce, and most of the Children Live in FEAR of the Future: because it is SO Wonderful, with so much to Look Forward to — such as more Taxes, more Pollution, more Murders, more Terrorism, more Insecurity, more Stealing, more Prisons, more Policemen, more Lying Lawyers, more Unjust Judges, more Deceptive Politicians, Preachers, Teachers, Professors, and News Reporters, who NEVER tell you the WHOLE Truth, and do not even Mention a RIGHTEOUS GovernMint, which has an Unlimited Supply of Good Money for Using it Wisely for Hiring People to do Good Works, as I have Explained to you: because it would be a Great Threat to their so-called “National Security,” which is Secured with Multitudes of LIES and HALF TRUTHS, and is Protected by Means of SPIES, who must also be Professional LIARS, in Order to be what they call “GOOD” Government Employees! †§‡§§

Now, I do not Know about you; but for myself, I would rather be Honest, and Live with other Honest People, who Earn an Honest Living on the Land, at HOME, in their own Homecraft Workshops, Gardens, Vineyards, Orchards, Fruit Tree Houses, Forests, or wherever it might be Ideal to Live, rather than make a Fool of myself as the Tax Slave of some Wicked Anti-Christ False Cover-up Tax-Master Federal Government, which has NO Interest in making Life on the Land PROFITABLE: because they LOVE that Tax Slavery and Interest Slavery: “because it is a lot easier to sit in a Soft Chair in an Air-conditioned Office, than it is to Work in a Garden,” they say; but, if you Follow my Master Plan, you can make those Swangkee Fortresses a JOY to Play in them, and then you will be the Envied FREE Souls who Know for a Fact that I am telling you the Truth, which has the Power to set you Free from those Massive Problems that you now have without such Fortresses!