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Chapter 1 — What is WRong with the Dimwitcrats and Reprobates in Washington, District of Criminals??

{NOTE: Whomever Skipped Over the Dedication and Introduction to this Inspired Book, is now Missing Vital Information for Understanding the Remainder of the Book, and is also "Missing the Heart and Soul of it," you might say.}

So, just Exactly what is WRong with the Democrats and Republicans in Washington? Well, first of all, to be Perfectly Honest with you, they have their Heads STUCK in one of those 2 Stinking Holes within the Little White BACKHOUSE, which Stinks to the Highest Heaven, you might say, with Fresh Political Donkey Dung and Ancient Elephant Droppings, after they Feasted on Artificial Pies and all Kinds of Professional Lies. For Example, the Professor Wordcraft from the Universal College of Superior Knowledge has already pointed out the FACT that IF every Person in the whole World should Learn, Believe, Love, and Obey the New MAGNIFIED Version of The TEN COMMANDMENTS, there would be no NEED for Collecting any more Taxes: beCause all Crimes and Wars would simply CEASE, along with Unemployment, Insurance Slavery, Borrowing Money, Loaning Money, and Interest Slavery; but, neither one of those Parties have made any Effort, nor Spent any Money, making Sure that at least all of the American Students have a Chance to Learn what those Commandments Teach, in Order that they might become Free from at least a certain Amount of Tax Slavery, IF they just Happened to Believe and Obey those Commandments: beCause those Wicked Politicians and Tax Masters have no Desire to put themselves OUT of Business by Revealing too much Truth. (See: Should the Ten Commandments be Posted in Public Schools??, Should there be a WALL of SEPARATION Between Church and State??, and: Do People Need to go to School in Order to get a Good Education??) However, we all Know for a Fact that not everyone in the Whole World is going to Learn nor Obey such Commandments (in spite of the Fact that we could all become Moderately RICH, if we did): beCause not every Nation of People reads nor Believes the Bible: beCause it is not their Tradition to do so, nor can they Relate with it for whatever Reasons, much less Obey it from the Heart, as they would have to Do, in Order to have a Perfect Utopia or Paradise on the Earth. Remember that I Offer a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove my Words of Truth to be Wrong, or who can Prove my Master Plan for Worldwide Law, Order, Obedience, Peace, and True Prosperity to be Unreasonable or Unworkable! Indeed, I am the King of the Birds, you might say, and I have a Revelation of Truth and Wisdom from the Master Farmer, himself, who will most Certainly come with Marvelous Power and Great Glory in those Dark Awesome ROLLING Clouds of a FEARSOME Sky, Preceded by Means of Lightnings, THUNDERINGS, Hailstorms, EARTHQUAKES, Tornadoes, Volcanoes Erupting, Hurricanes, Floods, FIRES, Droughts, FAMINES, Pestilences, PLAGUES, Accidents, Divorces, Broken Hearts, Shattered Lives, and all Kinds of TROUBLES: beCause WHO is more WORTHY than WE Earthlings? Indeed, “To whom much is Given, much is Required,” as Jesus Christ Warned. See Luke 12.

Nevertheless, just Exactly what is WRong with those Dimwitcrats and Reprobates, who call themselves Democrats and Republicans, who often come in Sealed and Labeled Canning Jars, you might say, who would no more Change their Minds about WHOM to Vote for, than myself: beCause they have their Minds made up, or FIXED on their own Parties, which is OKAY with ME: beCause, during the Future, they will have a Chance to Practice their own Pure Beliefs within their own Separate Planned City States, just Exactly as the Bible Reveals. Yes, the People who are like Sheep will be Separated from the People who are like Goats, as Jesus stated in Matthew 25:31—46: beCause that is the only Way to bring Perfect Peace, even in the Middle East! Moreover, it can easily be Proven that both Parties are WRong about so-called “Health Care,” for which they Offer Various Plans for what they call “Health Care,” which is basically Insurance, Shots of Puss, Pills, and Government-paid Doctor Bills, which they say should be Covered or taken Care of by the Generous Kind Loving Fatherly Federal All-Expenses-Paid Government, which runs to the Rescue of each Business or Idiot who gets him or herself into Trouble: beCause of having never Learned anything in the School of FOOLS, nor even in the Thoughtless Church of Little Faith, about Self-discipline, Self-denial, nor even HOW to Love God! For Example, we just recently had some Hurricane Damage that amounted to several BILLION Dollars, which was taken Care of by the Federal Government, which Collected the Tax Money from the Tax Slaves, in Order to Cover the Costs for the Poor FOOLS who did what Jesus Warned us against. (See Matthew 7:21—29.) Meanwhile, neither the Federal Government nor the News Media made any Effort to Enlighten the Minds of those Poor Fools concerning HOW to Build PROPER HOUSES, which do not Need Insurance: beCause of being Built Correctly. (See: The Swangkee Brothers' 98% Rock Houses!) Likewise, there is a Proper Way for us Human Beings to EAT, in Order that we might Remain Healthy, after being Born from HOLY Parents; but, neither the Federal Government, nor even your Local Church would MENTION what it Means to be HOLY: beCause they Obviously do not Know; and, even if they do Know, they are not Interested in putting themselves OUT of Business by Revealing it! (See: Did God Intend for People to Eat Whatever they Want to??, What Makes People SICK??, Why does God Allow SUFFERING??, Can Medical Doctors be TRUSTED??, A Sure and Free Cure for PIMPLES!, Did STRESS Kill Jon Jackson??, A Sure Cure for DEPRESSION!, What is the PUNISHMENT for Dietary Sins??, What Makes People HAPPY??, and: What does it Mean to be HOLY??) Therefore, if Things Continue as they have been, the Masses of People are going to Remain in the Darkness of Ignorance: beCause of the NEGLECT of those Lazy Preachers and almost Mindless Sunday School Teachers, who also Suffer with all Kinds of Ailments, including Chronic Constipation of the Mind: beCause they are all Deceived by Satan, the DEVIL! (See: What Makes People LAZY??, Is Ignorance Bliss??, Why do Lying Preachers Prosper??, and: WHO is The DEVIL??) Indeed, no one is so Spiritually BLIND as he or she who is PUFFED UP with PRIDE, who Refuses to Investigate into the FACTS of Life, and Especially when it concerns their own Good Health, which is FREE of Charge to all of the Wild Animals, who Lived for thousands of Years without the Medical Assistance of Witch Doctors with their Endless MediSINZ. After all, Jesus Christ did not tell those Sick Souls, some 2,000 Years ago, “Go Sell all that you have and give your Money to the Medical Doctors, in Order that you might be Cured from your Ailments,” as some Fools have Vainly Imagined; but, he told them to REPENT, According to the Preaching of JONAH, whose Sermon was Deleted from the Holy Bible! (See: What does it Mean to REPENT??, What does it Mean to be Born Again??, What does it Mean to be SAVED??, Do Christians have to OVERCOME their Sins and STOP Sinning in Order to be SAVED??, and: How are we Saved by GRACE??) Moreover, no one is such a FOOL as the Person who just PRESUMES that he or she already Knows for a Fact what it Means to REPENT, or to be SAVED, or to be Born Again, or to be Saved by GRACE: beCause such a Person is CURSED for all such Presumptions. Yes, Moses wrote, 29. `You shall have one law for him who sins unintentionally, both for him who is native-born among the children of Israel and for the stranger who sojourns among them. 30. `But the person who does anything presumptuously, whether he is native-born or a stranger, that one brings reproach on the Lord, and he shall be cut off from among his people.  31. `Because he has despised the word of the Lord, and has broken His commandment, that person shall be completely cut off; his guilt shall be upon him.' '' — NKJ Version of Numbers 15. In other Words, I, Ray Walter Swangkee, having Authority from Almighty God, have Written the above mentioned Inspired Books for your Learning, in Order that you might Know what the Truth IS, which neither you nor any other Person from here to China, has Proven to be Wrong According to the Scriptures, nor even in Accord with Reason and Logic. (See: WHO has Authority from God??) Therefore, if you are Wise, you will Search for the Truth among those Good Books, and “Prove all Things, while Holding Tightly to ALL that is Good,” as the Apostle Paul wrote. See: First Thessalonians 5:21, King James Version (KJV). Yes, TEST all Things, and Hold Tightly to that which is GOOD: beCause it could Save your Soul.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like the Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-his-Head, say: “O Peabrain Peacock, there is only ONE Good Book, and that is the Holy Bible, which is the only Book on this Earth that is Inspired by God. Therefore, you are just another False Prophet and FOOL, yourself: beCause the Holy Spirit DIED a long Time ago, just shortly after John wrote the Book of Revelation, which says not to ADD nor SUBTRACT from anything that is written within the entire Bible, or else you will have the Seven Last Great Plagues added to you, or else have your Portion of Blessings REMOVED from your Inheritance within the Kingdom of God in Heaven, which most People would normally get when they Die and go to Heaven. (See: What is The KINGDOM of GOD??, What Happens when we DIE?? — Volumes 1 & 2, Is there LIFE AFTER DEATH??, and: Do People go to Heaven when they Die???) Moreover, I Know for a Fact that I was Saved from all of my Sins when I was Born Again some 40 Years ago: beCause I Accepted Jesus Christ as my Personal Lord, Savior, and KING, who is the ONLY King of my Life: beCause I Love him, even if I do not Manage to Obey ALL of his Ridiculous Commandments — such as that Commandment to ‘Go Sell all that you have and give to the Poor, and then come and Follow after me.’ Luke 18:22. Indeed, Suppose that everyone in the World should Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY such a Ridiculous Commandment as that, which would not leave any Poor People to do all of the Dirty Work that must be done? For Example, WHO would Pick our Fruits, and Harvest our Vegetables in America, if it were not for those Poor Mexicans who Slave away for US? Therefore, it is Necessary that we Tax Masters and Usury Masters should have X-amount of Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves, just in Order to get Things Done. After all, if you were to Divide all of the Money of the Richest People in the whole World among all of the Masses of Poor People, each Poor Person would only have about $100: because there are so many of them — not that such a Thing is Possible: beCause HOW can anyone Divide the Estates of Rich People, for Example? Indeed, a Normal 50-million-dollar Mansion would not even House so few as 10 Families, and Especially if they were as Expansive as some of those Mexican Families, who have Children like RABBITS! Therefore, would you Suggest that we should TEAR DOWN all such Mansions in America, and Ship the Materials to MEXICO, or even to INDIA, in Order that some Poor People might have some Boards and Rocks to build something with, and then TAX them for it?? You must be INSANE, O Peacock! Furthermore, Jesus said to ‘…turn the other cheek,’ when your Enemy Strikes you. Therefore, should we Americans say to People like Osama bin Laden, ‘You Poor Insane Idiots, why do you not come over here and get into the DEPARTment of our Treasury, and get all of the Money that you Need in Order to ATTACK US, now that we Love our Enemies more than we Love ourselves’? Therefore, I am going to Vote for some Rich Person who may take over that Orifice in the Little White BACKHOUSE! Yes, I Know that you might Imagine that I am Insane, O Peacock; but, I am a Grad-jew-WIT of the Universal College of almost Worthless knowledge. 

"Now, if you are of Age, you probably Remember the Imaginary Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMDs) in Iraq, which the Republican George Bush Administration Assured us were over there, which were never Found; but, those Imaginary WMDs provided an Excuse for the Supreme-Court-Appointed George Bush to go to War with the Permission of Congress, which was nothing more than a DIVERSION from the Real Important Issues — such as the MILLIONS of Starving People in this World of Woes, who Desperately Need someone like Jesus Christ to Transform those Rocks into BREAD, in Order that they might EAT! Therefore, if the ONE and only True God, even 'Yahweh,' Loved them, WHY would he Allow them to STARVE to Death, O Peabrain Peacock?? Therefore, thou art the Devil, himself, or the Anti-Christ, who will no Doubt Brand US with the MARK of the Beast: beCause you have no more Love for our Souls than God does! (See: WHO is The ANTI-CHRIST??)” †§‡§§[1] Well, O Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-thy-Head, I will not have to Brand you with anything: beCause your Favorite Politician may do it for me: beCause he Seeks TOTAL CONTROL of the Masses of People, who are already being Chipped and Dipped in Chinaware, you might say, who also Love Total Control of their Tax Slaves and Usury Slaves: beCause they all Chew on the same RAG, you might say: beCause there seems to be no other Reasonable Solution for them. However, there is a Reasonable Solution, even without getting Branded with any Mark of the Beast, which is to Build Beautiful Planned City States, called: $wangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses, which will Solve more than 248 Massive Problems, just by their Designs, alone! Moreover, O Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut, the Holy Bible is NOT just a Good Book; but, it is an EXCEPTIONALLY Good Book, which Naturally gives to it a Rating that is one Step Higher than this Fairly Good Book. However, I just Happen to have a few EXTREMELY Good Books, which have Diamond Ratings, which are generally MAGNIFIED Versions of the Scriptures, even though it is Possible to have an Extremely Good Book that does not contain even ONE Quotation from the Bible! For Example, have you read, Does God Inspire any Person to Reveal any Truth during these Times??, or Chapter one of Justification of Capitalization! Indeed, the Holy Spirit has NOT Died, as you have Vainly Imagined; but, she is still Alive and doing very Well, in spite of the Fact that you Vainly Imagine that it was the Holy Spirit who had Sex with Mary, the Mother of Jesus, and thus Committed Fornication with her in Order that she might Conceive God in the Flesh! (See: Is the Holy Spirit Male or Female??) Yes, you say that there is only ONE God, and that his Name is YAHWEH; but, you apparently do not even Know what Yah Means, let alone God; but, it is Revealed within my Free Books, called: What or WHO is GOD??, Is God a TRINITY??, and: What is God’s NAME?? Therefore, I See that you have much Studying to do, O Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-thy-Head, who has just IMAGINED that you are going to Heaven when you Die, in spite of the Fact that you are now in a Living HELL! (See: WHERE is HELL??) Furthermore, if you Vote for some Wicked Person, like George Walking Bush Incorporated, who presents himself as a Compassionate Human Being in Disguise, who Murders Innocent Women and Children in the Unholy Name of Democracy, or Mob Rulership, you will be Rewarded with the same Reward that shall be Given to him: beCause you are a Partaker of his SINS! Therefore, WOE unto you, O Hypocrite: beCause I can hardly think of anyone on this Earth who is in more Trouble than George W Bush, who went to War against Iraq under FALSE Pretenses, even after being WARNED by both his Conscience and certain Ministers of Truth and Wisdom. (See: Why do Terrorists HATE US??, HOW to CONVERT our Enemies!, The INSANITY of WAR!, What would JESUS DO??, Who are the TERRORISTS??, What does it Mean to MURDER??, A Coward’s War!, Are you a Spiritual COWARD??, What PRODUCES Criminals??, How GOOD are PRISONS??, and: WHO are the Real Criminals??) However, Poor George is too Proud to Confess that he made a Major Mistake by going into Iraq with his Armies, under FALSE Pretenses, in spite of getting Rid of Saddam Hussein: beCause George is Obviously still Persuaded by certain FOOLS that “the End Justifies the Means,” which is a Doctrine of the Devil, which gets everyone into Trouble who Practices such Lies. After all, there is more than one or 2 Ways of Solving Problems, and my Way has not even been Considered by most Politicians, much less the Way of Jesus Christ, who will Defeat his Enemies with the Sword of his Mouth, or with the Sword of Truth: beCause no one can Fight Against the Sword of Truth, and Win.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Mockingbird, chirp: “O Peacock, what about the Truth that was Revealed by that Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-thy-Head, who said that IF God Truly Loved those Poor Africans, he would not Allow them to Starve to Death? Indeed, if God Existed, WHY would he stand back and WATCH all of the Carnage that goes on within this World of Woes, and do NOTHING?” †‡ Well, O Mockingbird, you are such an Uneducated Person that you do not even Know what The MASTER PLAN of The Master Farmer IS, who is Giving to us Fools about 6,000 Years, in Order that we might Experiment with OUR DUMBmocracy, or whatever we Desire, in Order that we might Learn certain Eternal Lessons, after which we will all be Judged and Rewarded, According to his Justice, which will be Fair: beCause he is the God of JUSTICE, even if you do not Believe it. (See: WHY were we BORN??, and: Is Democracy Reasonable??) Therefore, when you come to Understand that Fact of Life, it only makes Perfect Sense that those People in Africa are Suffering with all of their Problems: beCause they were perhaps Rich Americans during Past Lives, who Wasted their Money on NONSENSE, like Ball Games, Gambling, Eating Expensive Foods, Drinking Expensive Liquors and Wines, Smoking Cigarettes, Abusing themselves with Drugs, and Wasting their Money on Doctors and Hospital Bills — not to mention how much Money, Time, Materials, and Energy that they have Wasted on Transportation, which could have been Spent far more Wisely on Beautiful Planned City States, called: $wangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses, which have more than 248 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building them and Living within the Borders of them! Indeed, you may MOCK all such Things, O Mockingbird, even as millions of Fools do; but, in the End, after the Madness has Ceased, you will See that those Swangkee Fortresses are the ONLY Reasonable Solutions for at least 248 Major Problems, even though my Detailed Book lists more than 5,000 Minor Problems that will also be Solved. Therefore, only a FOOL would Reject such Great Truth, and thus Predestinate him or herself for some Hellhole like Africa, Iraq, or even New Yuck City, where thousands of People are Murdered each Year, while ten thousand or more of them Live in the Sewage Systems and Subways, while tens of thousands of them Die with Cancers, Asthma, Heart Attacks, Strokes, Influenza, AIDS, and whatever, Annually: beCause they Live in the so-called “Richest Country on Earth,” which Supposedly cannot even Afford to Publish the Truth about a New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint to the Masses of People, who would Love to bring an End to all Wars, Poverty, Crimes, Sicknesses, Diseases, Unemployment, Tax Slavery, Usury Slavery, Insurance Slavery, and all that I Propose to get Rid of, while Raising their Standards of Living by many Times: beCause of Living within those Planned City States, each of which would Govern itself According to its own Elected Laws and Flexible Rules, so that the Dimwitcrats could not Blame the Reprobates for whatever has gone Wrong, nor could the Reprobates Blame the Dimwitcrats for whatever might go Wrong: beCause each Planned City State would be Responsible for itself and its own Problems, if it had any: beCause each one would be Designed in Order to be Self-reliant, in spite of being Interdependent with other $wangkee Fortresses to some Degree: beCause they would Trade Goods and Services with other Fortresses, who would all be Paid with $wangkee Wages! Yes, they would be Paid EQUAL Wages for EQUAL Services, Worldwide, in Order to Eliminate the Economical GAP or GULF that Separates the Rich and the Poor People, which Jesus Christ Referred us to in his Parable about the Rich Man and Lazarus. (See: The MYSTERY of the Rich Man and Lazarus Revealed!) Indeed, there is a Great GULF that is presently FIXED Between the Rich and the Poor People, even as it has been for thousands of Years; but, behold, it will not always be True: beCause the MARK of The BEAST will Change it. In Fact, it will be Difficult to even Find a RICH HOG, during the Future: beCause we will Discover the Truth about all of their Products that are found for Sale, and we will make them Publish that Truth about those Things, which Information can be Attached to each Item for Sale, in Order that Buyers might Decide what to Buy. (See: The Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court Hearing!, The Great FALSE Economy!, Can Bankers be Trusted??, The History of Money!, A List of the Evils of Capitalism! — Volumes 1 & 2, How GOOD is CAPITALISM??, How GOOD are CARS??, Are we Tax Slaves??, and: Are you Poor and not too Proud to Confess it??) In other Words, Babylon will come to an END.