This Unique Booklet is now DEDICATED to whomever is Contemplating or Meditating on SUICIDE, which is otherwise called "Self Murder," or "Self-assisted Murder," as Opposed to being Assisted by someone else to Commit the Murder of one's self, with the Intent of only Dying, as if that were the End of it and everything else; and therefore, this Booklet is Especially Dedicated to Young People, who have much to Live for: beCause this Present Life is not by any Means the END of Life, which goes on and on, forever and ever; and, if not on this Earth, then on some other Earth! May they Discover that the Pimples on their Faces will Heal up and Disappear, and they too will become Normal People, even if they are Branded as "Abnormal" by a Sick Society, which does not Accept them for whatever they are, while Realizing that it was only by the Grace of God that we were not Born into their Situation. For Example, it is Reported that in America, more Young People Commit Suicide than any other Age Group; and that more Homosexual Boys Commit Suicide than any other Group: beCause they are Obviously Rejected by Society, which does not Accept them as "Normal" Human Beings, even though most of them did not Choose to be Homosexuals, any more than Heterosexuals Chose to be Straight, instead of Gay: beCause most Homosexuals are Born as such, even though a few have been made into Homosexuals by Ignorant Parents, Lustful Friends, Cruel Enemies, and even by themselves: beCause there are Basically 3 Kinds of Homosexuals — those who were Born as such, those who were Seduced by Sexual Perverts, and those who Willingly Chose to have Sex with the same Sex, as Opposed to the Opposite Sex: beCause of any Number of Reasons. For Example, many Girls have Mistreated or Offended Boys (and vise versa), which has Turned them Off from making Relationships with the Opposite Sex. For Example, a certain Uncle of mine was once in Love with a Young Maid, for whom he Purchased an Engagement Ring worth 2 Years of Hard Labor, which she promptly took from him, and then left him for another Man, which Turned him Off from making any more Relationships with Women for the Remainder of his Life: beCause he was Highly Offended by her. However, that is not to say that he became a Homosexual, just because he never made Friends with another Woman; but, it is only to say that if he had been Inclined to go that Way, such an Act would have no doubt Pushed him into it. Likewise, if a Boy is not Loved by his Father, he is more likely to Imitate the Actions of his Mother, and thus be made into a Homosexual, who then Seeks the Love and Attention of Males for the Remainder of his Life: beCause his Father Deprived him of it, which is another Kind of High Crime, even though it is rarely Mentioned in Public Schools, nor in Ignorant Churches, much less on the Evening News: beCause few Fathers give to their Sons the Love and Attention that they Need in Order to be Normal and Mentally Well-Balanced, which would Naturally Offend them, if it were Reported on the Evening News. Likewise, if a Mother does not Love her Daughter, the same Evil Thing can be the Results, whereby the Poor Deprived Girl can Feel Deprived for her entire Life. Therefore, the Delicate BALANCE of Nature must be Maintained at all Costs, and in all Respects — both Mentally, Physically, and Spiritually — rather than Allow Worldly Ambitions to have a Priority in our Lives OVER our Responsibilities as Parents. Indeed, there are all Kinds of Reasons WHY that Young People would Want to Commit Suicide, and Especially if their Future Expectations Appear to be HOPELESS, which Hopelessness is Multiplied by Present Depressive Situations, like Broken Love Connections, Rejections, Broken Hearts, Bills to be Paid, Debts on Borrowed Money, Taxes, Insurance, Natural Disasters, Sicknesses, Diseases, and so on — even an almost Endless Array of Modern Problems that Adam and Eve did not have to Deal with. However, before you Commit Suicide for whatever Reasons, PLEASE Try Cleaning House — Try getting RID of your JUNK, Try to Help someone who is less Fortunate than yourself, Try Visiting Sick People, Try Exercising, and Try CRYING; but, most of all, Try FASTING; or, at the very least, Try taking a very COLD Shower, a High ENEMA, a Laxative, or even a VACATION: beCause any one of those Natural Remedies might Help you; but, a Sure Cure for Depression and Suicide is a THOROUGH Cleansing of the Bowels from your Itching Head to the Soles of your Stinking Feet: beCause that will Remove the Source of the Problem. Indeed, no Wild Animals ever Suffer with such Depression and Suicidal Thoughts: beCause they Live on Natural Diets for them. Therefore, if you are one of those People who merely Wants to ESCAPE from the Burdens of Life, take Heart, my Friend: because this Inspired Booklet will LIFT YOU OUT of the seemingly Bottomless Pit of Depression and Suicide, even if you are 90 Years Old with 400 Pounds of Excess Accumulated Filth within your Body! Yes, it will Uplift your Spirit, and Give to you a Good Reason to LIVE, even if you are Dragging a Trainload of Troubles around behind you by Means of Financial Shackles and Burdensome Chains a Mile Long, you might say, being a "Victim of Society," or a Scab on a Boil on a Tumor on a Cancerous Cow with one Leg, you might say, who would Cut it OFF, if she could!