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Now, I Hear someone, who is Related with that Lady Doubtfulness, say: "O Peabrain Peacock, if you are Suggesting that all 300 million Americans should Abandon their Wooden / Plastic Potential Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Dens within the Cities of Confusion, and Move Backwards to the Land that they long ago Forsook: beCause of the Burdensome Farm Life, you are just another NUT with Marbles Rattling around within your Head: beCause only Rich People could Afford to make such Moves; and only IF they could Afford to Hire X-amount of SLAVES, or Illegal Immigrants, to do their Gardening." Well, O Doubter, it is Obvious that not everyone Wants to Escape from their City of Confusion: beCause they just Happen to LIKE it. In Fact, they LOVE it! Therefore, let us allow them to Suffer with it, since they also Love those Mortgage Bills, Interest Bills, Insurance Bills, Medical Bills, Property Taxes, Repair Bills, Electrickery Bills, Gas Bills, Telephone Bills, Water Bills, and whatever — Bills, Bills, BILLS, and more Bills! Taxes, Taxes, TAXES, and more Taxes! Indeed, it's a Wonderful Life, UNTIL those Bills and Taxes EXCEED your Income; and then it is "Pure HELL," as one Professor of Economics Confessed. Yes, it is Reality. However, for those Wise People, who can Foresee what is Coming for them and their Grandchildren, it might be Wise to Plan on ESCAPING, either now or later! However, there are already several BILLION People in this World of Woes, who Possess little or nothing to Escape with, who cannot Afford to Buy Land, nor even a House of any Kind, let alone a Multi-million-dollar House like I Propose for everyone: beCause their Mile-long "Materialistic Trailers" are now STUCK in a Mud Hole that is a Mile Deep and a thousand Miles Long, you might say! Nevertheless, there is still a Way to Escape from it by Means of United Effort, IF those Masses of People should Want to, and IF they should Learn HOW, which is Explained in my Booklet, called: The Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING! In other words, by Holding that Great Meeting of the Intelligent Minds, we can ALL Escape! Yes, whether or not we are Rich or Poor, we can all Escape: beCause God is Willing, and we are Able.

However, we cannot ALL Move into Swangkee Fortresses at the same Time: beCause that is Impossible, and also Unnecessary: beCause only X-amount of People are now Unemployed, who can be Hired to Help Build Beautiful Planned City States, called: Swangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses! Yes, such Beautiful Cities just Happen to have more than 248 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building them and Living within the Borders of them! Therefore, each Unemployed Person can Escape from the City of Confusion that he or she is now Living in, even without Selling their almost Worthless Houses, and without Borrowing any Money, and without making Slaves of themselves to some Evil Empire. Indeed, if the Masses of People Exercise their DUMBmocracy, and Elect me to be their Righteous King, I will simply HIRE them to Help Build those Beautiful Planned Cities, which they can Own, in as much as they Want to. For Example, if someone Wants to Own his own Beautiful Stone Domehome, which has Polished Granite Floors, Polished Marble Walls, Ceramic and Stainless Steel Kitchens, Spacious Bathrooms, and even a Homecraft Workshop, he can simply Save his Hard-earned Money, and Pay for his Property at Cost, without any Loans, without any Interest, without any Inflation, and without any Income and Property Taxes: beCause I am otherwise known as "Multi-Trillionaire Truth, the Happy Son of Great Faith and True Love!" Yes, as the Elected King, I will just Happen to have an Unlimited Supply of GOOD Money, which must be Earned by Honest Labor, According to a List of $wangkee Wages! Yes, it might Sound Unbelievable to an Unbeliever; but, when I become the Elected King of the New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint, you will Know that it is True! Moreover, anyone with more Reasonable Solutions than I have, could become that Elected King, or Elected Queen; but, after Carefully Considering my Master Plan, you and everyone else will have to Confess that I have the ONLY Reasonable Solutions for our Massive Problems. Therefore, Strain yourself to Bear with me, and keep on Reading, in spite of any Doubts: beCAUSE I Offer a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove my Words of Truth to be WRong! Therefore, this is Serious Business.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Technocrat, say: "O Peacock, you have not yet been Elected to be that Righteous King, nor has such a Good GovernMint been Established. Therefore, when you get it Established, please let us know; and then we will Continue to Read your Unreasonable Solutions for the Energy Crisis. Otherwise, we are simply Wasting some more of our Time." Well, O Technocrat, you probably Overlooked the Facts about those Swangkee Fortresses, which would Solve the Energy Crisis: beCause of Saving so much Energy. For Example, all of the Houses and Workshops would be Self-air-conditioned by Natural Means. Moreover, Transportation will Cost almost nothing, since almost everyone will Work at Home, once the Fortresses are Finished. Therefore, we will not have to Waste hundreds of Billions of Dollars, annually, on Cars, Gas, Repairs, New Tires, and so on, which Adds up to Big BIG Bucks over a Period of a thousand or more Years! Yes, the Average America Adult PRESENTLY Spends more than 100,000$ on Transportation every 10 Years, which includes Airplane Flights, Trains, Fairies, Buses, Cars, and Transported Foods and Drinks in Trucks. Therefore, when an Expense like that is Cut Down to only 1,000$ for a Good Well-made Swangkee Bicycle, which is Guaranteed for Life, except for the Tires, you have just Saved yourself more than 400,000$ in 40 Years! Therefore, that Money will go a long ways toward Helping to Pay for something that you Need, such as a Million-gallon Cistern for Holding Water for Times of Drought, which could Save your Life, which you and I and practically everyone else is Deprived of! Moreover, beCause of not having any Heating and Cooling Bills, you will Save another 300,000 to 1,400,000$ over a Lifetime, depending on the Size of your House, and the Climate that it is in. After all, the People who Live in Mild Climates, like Mexico City enjoys, have NO Heating and Cooling Bills at all, right now. Therefore, it is just Naturally more Expensive to Live in Extreme Climates: beCause it Requires much more Energy to Build Proper Houses, and to Maintain them. For Example, People in Northern Climates must take Advantage of Natural Freezing Weather, and Store ICE in Ice Houses, for Use during Hot Summers, or whenever Ice is Needed for Walk-in Coolers. Therefore, it will Cost a LOT of Money in order to get any Home set up Properly for Natural Heating and Cooling. However, it will Cost a lot LESS Money in the Long Run, if we Follow my Master Plan, rather than Blindly Charge Ahead as Usual, and have to REDO all such Houses, over and OVER: beCause they are not Permanent. In other words, they are Designed for the Trash Dump, while a Swangkee House is Designed to Endure at least 10,000 Years, with Minimum Repair Bills for Broken Windows, Ceramic Sinks, and Things that MIGHT get Broken: beCause of Carelessness, and not beCause they Wore Out the Glass from Washing the Windows with Soft Cloths!

So, my Plan is for all Unemployed People, who are Able and Willing to Learn and Work, to Join one of Seven Great Swangkee Armies of WORKING Soldiers! Yes, this War Against Poverty Requires United ARMIES of Working Soldiers, who are Intent on Transforming Ugly Mountains of ROCKS into Beautiful Planned City States, Worldwide: beCause everyone Needs a GOOD Secure House, even if they do not Want to Live within a Planned City, whom I call "Independent Jackasses": because they have not Learned HOW to Live and Work with other People of Like-mindedness, as God Intended. Therefore, we will have to Help such People; but, only after we have Helped the Masses of People to get their Fortresses Built, Worldwide: beCause we are at last going to make it Possible for People to have Equal Opportunities to get Moderately Rich, without Exploiting Poor Ignorant People: beCause of our Wealth. In other Words, DOWN with Capitalism, and UP with God's "Garden of Eden" Plan, whereby most People will become Healthy, Wealthy, and WISE! Yes, that is the GOOD News for this Sad Generation; but, only IF the Masses of People Believe the Truth, and OBEY it: beCause no one can be Forced to Do what is Right for themselves and others. Indeed, they must Willingly CHOOSE to Do what is Right: beCause of being Fully Persuaded within themselves that it is Right. Yes, it is only Right that EVERYONE should be Paid EQUAL Wages for EQUAL Services, and the Person who does the Most Work should be Paid the Most, while the Person who does the Least Work should be Paid the Least, According to my List of $wangkee Wages! Therefore, who can Complain about that NEW Righteous GovernMint?