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Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Red-faced Workhorse without a Harness, whinny: “O Peacock, it seem Appropriate that you would Dig Up and Expose as much Filth and Stink as Possible concerning that Little White Backhouse, and especially while Uncle Sam’s Pants are Down to his Ankles, you might say: because of all of the Corruption among Politicians, who are more or less Run or Operated by Rich People, being like Puppets that are Controlled by the Strings that are Attached to them, even unto Distant Countries: because it Requires a LOT of Money, nowadays, just to get Elected into any Orifice in Washington, and it also Requires a lot of Political Favors in Order to Stay in Business, since there are so many Forces that are against a Politician. For Example, there is Overwhelming Evidence that Fossil-fuel-powered Vehicles are Causing Acid Rains, a Rise in the Earth’s Temperature — because of the Greenhouse Effect — and all Kinds of Respiratory Diseases, which Causes the Lawmakers in Washington to make Stricter and STRICTER Regulations concerning the Construction of such Vehicles, which has Caused the Price of Vehicles to go far Beyond the Reach of at least 80% of the People in this World of Woes, many of whom get so little as $1 or $2 per Day for their Slave Labor in Clothes Factories, Shoe Factories, or wherever. Therefore, they have little or no Hope for Obtaining such Vehicles for themselves, and therefore they are Doomed to a Life of Poverty among millions of other People who are Equally Doomed — that is, unless us Americans and the People of other Western Countries should Invest in whatever is going on in those Poor Countries, so that they can become like US. Indeed, most of those Countries Desperately Need Paved Highways, Railways, Bridges, Tunnels, and Proper Houses, as Opposed to Mud Huts and Shantytowns, or Filthy Slums like they have in Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, Bolivia, Peru, Argentina, India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and most of Africa, which Suffers with Droughts, Fires, Floods, Plagues, AIDS, Wars, and whatever. In other Words, most of the People in the World are in some Kind of a Hellish Condition, which is much Worse than American Slums, where People are at least taken Care of by Means of Government Assistance, since this is the Richest Country on Earth. (See: A Reasonable Solution for the SOCIAL SECURITY PROBLEM!) However, I am now Out of Work, and I Hate to Wake up to another Day of Idleness, while waiting for the Federal Government to do something in Order to get us back to Work, now that many American Factories have moved Overseas, in Order to take Advantage of Low Wages, and in Order to Avoid TAXES. In Fact, it seems that all Western Nations are Suffering with this same Phenomenon of Jobs leaving for Greener Pastures, you might say: because those Chinese and Indians are Willing and Able to Work for almost nothing, since their Standard of Living is so Low, whereby any Improvement in their Standard of Living seems to be a Great Advancement, at least to them, whereby they are Contented: because they have never known anything except Poverty and Hard Work. Therefore, if you think that the Farmers have a DILEMMA, O Peacock, what about us Factory Workers, whose Houses do not even have Gardens around them, whereby we might at least Grow some Food to Eat, like the Farmers might do, if they got Desperate? After all, there is no Guarantee from God, nor Government, that our Great False Economy will hold up under the Pressure of Businesses Abandoning US, in Order to get more Money from having Slave Labor in Poor Countries. Therefore, what can be Done in Order to put all of us Workhorses back to Work in America?” † Well, O Workhorse, it is a bit Embarrassing to have to Confess that you are Stuck in the Political Donkey Dung and Elephant Droppings of the Dimwitcrats and Reprobates, who lead us to Believe that our Economy is doing Fine, and even Growing; and that there is nothing to Worry about, even though more than 20 million Americans are now Out of Work, which is no Small Number. However, if each of us Does what the Master Farmer has Commanded us, and Joins one of Seven Great Swangkee Armies of Working Soldiers, we can all go to Work on those Beautiful Planned City States, called: $wangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses! Yes, we can be Paid with $wangkee Wages, which will make every Working Soldier Moderately Rich, just by his or her Labor, alone: because we will all end up Living in those $wangkee Palaces with the Marble-faced Walls and Granite Floors, while Working in All-Mineral Organic Gardens, Fruit Tree Houses, Homecraft Workshops, and so on. Moreover, while we are Solving those Problems, we will also be Solving all Kinds of other Problems: because those Swangkee Fortresses have more than 248 Great Advantages over all other Kinds of Cities. For Example, each Swangkee Stone Domehome Complex has its own All-Mineral Organic Gardens, so that no one is ever Stranded at Home with nothing to Do, like you. Moreover, each Domehome Complex also has a Homecraft Workshop, where you can Maintain your Hobby, or whatever Work that you would like to Do at HOME, so that you can be near to your Family, who can also Work with you: because it is the Ideal Way to Live and Work. After all, each Person could be his or her own Boss, once a $wangkee Fortress is Finished; and those People who would rather be Servants, than Masters, can also Work near Home with you. Otherwise, they can Work for the Government on other Building Projects, such as $wangkee Castles, which will Require at least a hundred Years in Order to Finish them: because they will be very Ornate and Artistic, according to the Imaginations of the People who Live and Work within each $wangkee Fortress, who only need to Present a Reasonable Plan to the New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint, which will HIRE them in Order to Do that Good Work. Indeed, after every Person in the World is Living within the Borders of some $wangkee Fortress, if they Choose to do so, that Good Government will Hire them in Order to Build those Beautiful $wangkee Castles with Luxurious $wangkee Palaces, Shopping Mauls, Cathedrals, Temples, Concert Halls, Gymnasiums, Schools, Fasting Sanitariums, and whatever they Need in Order to make them Materially Happy and Prosperous; and those Castles will be Owned by that New RIGHTEOUS One-World Government, until and if any of the People within any Swangkee Fortresses decide to Buy such Property, which they may do whenever they Feel like it, after they Save Enough Money in Order to Do so, or after they Borrow Enough Money from a Similar Kind of Swangkee Fortress, in Order to Pay for whatever they Desire to Own. In other Words, none of the People of any Swangkee Fortress will be under any Obligation to Buy any Property; but they will be Encouraged to Do so, in Order to have their own Property to take Good Care of: because an Owner is almost always more Careful to Do what is Right with his or her own Property, than a Renter. Nevertheless, the People who Desire to Rent their Houses and Workshops may also Do so: because all such Property will be made in Order to Endure the Test of Time, having Granite-faced Floors, Hardened Concrete Walls that are Faced with Marble, and all of the Great Advantages of $wangkee Stone Domehomes. Therefore, there will be no more Unemployment, Worldwide, unless they Choose to be Lazy, or Drive themselves Crazy by Terrorism and Wars. Therefore, there will be no Good Excuse for not Working: because all of the Jobs will be Pleasant ones, such as Tile Setting, Woodworking, Glass Blowing, Furniture Making, Organic Gardening, Fruit Picking, or whatever some Retired Person might Do for a Hobby; but there will Certainly be NO LACK of MONEY: because we will have an Unlimited Supply for Doing Good Works.

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Sea Slug, say: “O Peacock, it all Sounds Good to me, except that I do not like to Work in a Garden: because I Live in the Ocean of Forgetfulness, which you call the Ocean of Filthiness: because I am GAY, and Proud of it. Therefore, I am Wondering if us Gay People can Build our own $wangkee Fortresses, and Govern ourselves according to our own Elected Laws and Flexible Rules, and even get Married to Sea Horses?” Yes, O Sea Slug, you may Do whatever you like with other People of Likemindedness: because you will have True Democracy, in Order to Discover just how Well that it Works for you, in Order that you might be a Good Example for the Remaining People to Learn their Lessons from, even if those Lessons are Extremely Painful, such as another Kind of AIDS. See The CONSTITUTION for the New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint!

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a White Bear, growl: “O Peacock, we have already Discovered that there is no such a Thing as a RIGHTEOUS Government: because, just as soon as a Group of People get X-amount of Power, they Abuse it. For Example, if you were the Elected King of the New so-called ‘RIGHTEOUS’ One-World Government, you might Entice all of those Gay People to Gather themselves Together in Swangkee Fortresses, where you might GAS all of them during one Night, and thus Exterminate them: because you are another Religious FANATIC!” †‡ Well, O Bear, you are Notorious for such Crimes, and therefore you might Do such a VILE Deed; but it is not my Intention to Exterminate anyone, except by the Use of my Sword of Truth, for which I have written a Free Book, which Addresses that Subject, called: How GAY is GOD?? In Fact, Knowing that some of the most Intelligent People who ever Lived were GAY, I have an Idea that those Sea Slugs will be Living in some of the most Colorful and Artistic $wangkee Fortresses in the World: because they have People like Leonardo De Vinci, Michelangelo, and Shakespeare on their Team, as well as Liberachi and Greg Luganus, and perhaps even Abraham Lincoln, Joshua Speed, Thomas Edison, and Henry Ford, who all Preferred the Company of Men far more than that of Women: because they could Relate with them, even as King David could Relate with Jonathan. Therefore, O Bear, you should be Careful how you Use your Tongue: because it is your Teeth and Claws that are Stained with the Blood of Innocent Souls, not mine, for which you will give an Account to the Master Farmer. After all, if God did not Want those Sea Slugs, Sea Horses, and other Strange Creatures, he would not have Created them. Moreover, you say that there is no such a Thing as a RIGHTEOUS Government, as if it were an Impossible Institution, even though you can read in your Bible that Jesus Christ will Establish such a Good Government when he comes again, which will be Ruled by Honest MEN. Therefore, we Know that it IS Possible, and for that Reason I have written my Good Books, in Order to Prepare the Minds of People for that Glorious Day. However, being a Bear, who Lives alone in the Woods most of the Time, you probably do not do much Reading: because you would prefer to SLEEP, or to EAT and DRINK and then Sleep. Nevertheless, you will come Out of Hibernation when the Sunstar is seven times as Bright as it now is: because it will be too Hot to Sleep, unless you are in a Deep Cave, Mine, Tunnel, or at least in a Proper Swangkee Stone Domehome, which can withstand the Intense Heat for at least one Week, when the Sunstar Novas, at which Time all Grass will Burn up, and one third of the Trees in the Forests will Burn up. Therefore, you should Pray to God that I do not Die nor get Assassinated before that Time, or else you will probably be at the Mercy of the Mountains and Caves that you might Discover full of other Bears, like those Black and Brown Bears, who might not take Kindly to your Intrusions: because they are Naturally Prejudice. After all, who else is Interested in Building Swangkee Fortresses, in Order to provide Safe Places in $wangkee Walk-in Coolers (which are Joined to Ice Houses) during such Awful HOT Times? Furthermore, just to make Sure that we Maintain a Righteous One-World Government, we will Limit its Powers, by Giving to each Swangkee Castle the Authority to Defend itself; and all Aggressive Military Weapons will be done away with, by Melting the Metals and Manufacturing Constructive Tools, such as $wangkee Land-moving Machines, Rock-cutting Machines, and Rock-polishing Machines, which are Solar- and Wind-powered. (See: $wangkee Solar Electric Power Plants!)

Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Black Crow, caw: “O Peacock, I have this Sneaking Suspicion that you might Round Up all of us Black People, and then Send us to Africa, in Order to Build $wangkee Fortresses over there. Therefore, am I reading you Correctly?” †‡ Well, O Crow, I have no Intentions of Rounding Up anyone of any Color, Race, Religion, Nationality, or whatever: because I Sincerely Believe in “Doing unto others as I would have others Do unto me,” which is the Golden Rule. In other Words, I have no Desire to be Rounded Up, and therefore I would not Round Up anyone else. However, I will Invite all Black People to get Together with other Likeminded Black People, and Build their own Profitable $wangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses, even in Africa, in Order that they might Prove that they are Equally as Intelligent and Wise as White People, whom I will Invite to Do the same: because it is Important to Prevent the Extinction of any Race of People: because all Races are Necessary, and especially those Beautiful Blonds, who are now on the Endangered Species List: because they are Crossbreeding with other Colors. In Fact, there are about one fourth as many Natural Blonds, Today, as there were just 40 Years ago. (See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2284783.stm, plus: Did the Creator Intend for Peacocks to Marry Chickens??, and: Is the Peacock a RACIST?? Moreover, in Order for a Child to have Blonde Hair, that Child must have the Blonde Gene on both Sides of the Family in the Grandparents’ Generation.) Furthermore, it makes little or no Difference WHERE People Choose to Live: because we will do our Best in Order to make each Place Livable and Pleasant, even if it is in the Heart of Africa: because we now have an Unlimited Amount of New Money, which can be Appropriated as it is Needed either here or there. However, along with that Money, comes Responsibility: because we cannot Afford to Waste any Time, Money, Materials, and Energy on Nonsense — such as Sand Castles in the Sahara Desert. However, we can Plant and Water Trees, by Distilling Ocean Water, until at last that Great Sahara Desert is somewhat Restored to its Original Condition, which was NOT a Desert. Likewise, we can do the same for Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Kurdistan, Israel, Arabia, Syria, Libya, Egypt, and wherever anyone has the Ambition to Do the Necessary Work, even if we must Ship in Rocks from the Rocky Mountains: because there is no Shortage of ROCKS in this World of Wonders: because God made Sure of that when he Created the Earth to be Inhabited by Wise People. However, there is a Great Shortage of Gas and Oil, which will soon Run Out, and then the Great Grandchildren will CURSE this Generation of Greedy Idiots: because we could have Used Solar Power, Wind Power, Water Power, Animal Power, and Human Power, in Order to Do GOOD Works, such as Building those $wangkee Fortresses, which do not even Require Automobiles: because they are Designed for Living.