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The $wangkee Ant-Killing Machine with its Cover on. Now it is ready to do its Work: because the Heavy Rubber Buckets are standing ready for their Leathal Weapon, which is HOT WATER, which Kills the Ants by Boiling them unto Death as the Water penetrates into the Ground. However, because they like to store their Eggs near the Surface of the Ground — usually within Mounds — the Nest of Ants can be Wiped Out with only 10 Gallons of Boiling Water. This “Machine” holds about 80 Gallons of Water, and can therefore get Rid of at least 8 large Hills of Fire Ants, without using any Poisons in the Garden. However, those Ants can FLY, and therefore they can Suddenly Reappear in the Garden, even after you have Wiped them OUT. Moreover, they just LOVE certain Plants, such as Sweet Corn, Okra, and Potatoes. However, SWEET CORN is their Favorite Food, after Flesh of any Kind. For Example, there might be as many as a hundred Fire Ants in just one Cob of Sweet Corn at any given Time: because they make a Train, and follow along a Trail from the Corn to their Burrow. Therefore, it Requires a Brave Person just to Enter into such a Garden, which is Infested with Fire Ants: because they can Attack with a Vengeance that is Unbelievable. For Example, you can be Picking some Cucumbers, and before you Realize what is Happening, those Fire Ants can be all over your Legs. Moreover, once you Manage to Kill just one of them, they Sound their “Alarm,” and then they all Attack at once: because they perceive that something is Trying to Kill them. Therefore, it is a Perplexing Situation that calls for Political Stratagem, Negotiations, Peace Talks, and Concessions for certain Territories, which might Appease them for 2 or 3 Seconds; and then, behold, your Ass is on FIRE: because the Scrotum, which Houses your Testicles is the Chief Field of their Attack: because they LOVE Sweat, which is their Favorite Drink, whether it is Hot or Cold. In Fact, if you hang up your Sweaty Clothes in a Closet, those little Bitches will Invade your Clothing during the Night, even if you did very little Sweating, and they will be ready for an Attack when you put them on again. Furthermore, there is no Crack that they cannot pass through, even if they have to make a Tunnel a mile long. Moreover, if there is enough Food, such as an Avocado laying around on the Kitchen Table, those Hungry Bitches will line up 4-abreast and Boldly Parade right in under the Front Door of your House! Moreover, they have even gotten into my Refrigerator, and also into the Freezer. However, when they get so Bold as to Enter into the Freezer, they are Doomed unto Death: because they cannot Discover how to get back Out before they Freeze; but, it is not so with the Refrigerator, where they can Eat up a decent Avocado during one Week, while you are on Vacation. Moreover, I have seen them Consume an entire Rat, which the Cats Killed, which they did not Manage to Eat before the Ants took it over. Furthermore, they also Love Electrical Connections: because it Tastes Sweet to them; and therefore, they can crawl right into a Computer, and Ruin in — as well as any other Appliance. In Fact, they got into the Meter Box, and Shut Off the Meter! Therefore, they are not exactly what you could call Friendly Enemies: because they will Eat just about any Kind of Flesh on Earth, as far as I Know, including that of Chiggers and Ticks, which does give to them at least SOME Credit; but, not Enough to make them Lovable, much less Adorable. In Fact, I would not give you a Damaged Dime for all of the Fire Ants on the Earth, even if they were Fried in Butter and Coated with German Chocolate: because I consider them Worthless Creatures, except that certain People DESERVE to be Tormented by them, just for not Living within a $wangkee Fortress, where no such Ants can Come: because they are Kept Out by 2 Large Moats that are Full of Water, and about a mile apart, with Anteaters and Armadillos on Guard around the Outer Moat. In other Words, the Fortress is Protected as much as Possible by Moats and Tall Walls, as well as by any Predators that might Join Forces with US. Nevertheless, if some Fire Ants do Manage to get Inside of a Swangkee Fortress, they can be BOILED unto Death, which is how that they will Initially be Killed after the Fortress is Finished. Indeed, we will make WAR on those Bitches, and Teach them a few Lessons about Territories and Boundaries. The Heat Shield around the Ant Boiler helps to hold in some of the Heat; but, it Needs to be Insulated, in order to make it a First Class $wangkee Ant-Killing Machine, which should also be Solar-powered.