The Author's Marbleous Rock House. Includes pictures of his Algerian Onyx Floor, Mexican Marble Office, Italian Marble-faced Granite Closet, Spanish Marble wall accents, Classic Coral Marble Shower, and Rot-proof Cast Iron Sink set in Red Georgia Granite.
Photos of the Author's Brazilian Agate Windows. Notice that these Windows are more Beautiful than Stained Glass: because of the Natural Colors and Designs, making them Worth a thousand Dollars per Window Pane.
Pictures of our Fireproof, Hail-proof, Tornado-proof, Shingle-proof, Siding-proof, Rot-proof, Water-damage-proof, Termite-proof, Insurance-proof ROOF. The 160-ton Rock/Concrete Ceiling is Covered with 400 tons of Dirt and Sand, and 700 Concrete Blocks or Pavers that are 2 feet square and 2 inches thick, which are then Covered with 150 tons of Rough Colorful Native Rocks. This Roof has already Survived one Tornado, which Ripped Off the Roof of a Wooden House that is only 40 feet away from it, and also blew down a large Tree; but, it did not do any Damage to our Rock Houses, and did not even wake me up!