Random Peacock Quote

“DEMOCRACY is Hailed among Western Civilizations, and Especially in the Divided States of United Lies, as the “Political Salvation of Mankind”: beCause, if anyone Objects to how their Government is Managed, rather than Shoot the King, they can Run with a Big Bag Full of Money, in a Political Race to the Little White OUTHOUSE, which Reeks with Ancient Elephant Droppings and Fresh Political Donkey Dung, which alone would Cause Jesus Christ to turn up his Nose at the whole Idea! P.U.!”

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— Ray Walter Swangkee

Swangkee Fasting Sanitariums!

Alternate Titles: 
Swangkee Fasting Sanitariums and Institutions of Correction
A Proper Place to Fast and Pray
Fasting Made Easy!

Most People have never Heard of Fasting Sanitariums, let alone Swangkee Fasting Sanitariums; but, Swangkee Means FIRST CLASS QUALITY, which Means that all such Fasting Sanitariums are Located in Natural Scenic Places, where there is lots of Fresh Clean Air, Pure Water, Abundant Supplies of Fresh Fruit Juices, Comfortable Swangkee Stone Domehomes with Polished Marble Walls, Onyx Floors, Agate Windows, Flower Gardens, Profitable $wangkee Fruit Tree Houses, and lots of Helpful People, in Order to make Fasting SUCCESSFUL for even the Weak-minded People, like you Know WHO, which includes MYSELF! Yes, it includes ME, myself, and I: beCause God has Given to me that Weakness, so that I might Write the Correct Words, so that you might be Inspired by them, in Order to Do GOOD for yourself and others. Therefore, Do yourself a Great Favor, and STUDY this Booklet, which could Save your Life.

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Ideal Places to Fast and Pray

Ideal Places to Fast and Pray

Most People could only Dream about taking a 40-day Swangkee Vacation in a Place like this! 

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“Truly, truly, I say to you, Except a Man should Humble himself by Means of Fasting and Praying, until he becomes like an Innocent Child with a Pure Mind and a Clean Body, he will in no Way Enter into the Holy Kingdom of All that is Good: because no Unclean Thing nor Unclean Person shall Enter into it.” — The New MAGNIFIED Version of a Saying of Jesus Christ, in plain English. See Matthew 18 and 23.