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Our Fireproof, Hail-proof, Tornado-proof, Shingle-proof, Siding-proof, Rot-proof, Water-damage-proof, Termite-proof, Insurance-proof ROOF. The 160-ton Rock/Concrete Ceiling is Covered with 400 tons of Dirt and Sand, which is Covered with one foot of Insulation, which is rolled up Inside of heavy Rubber, which is Covered with 700 Concrete Blocks or Pavers that are 2 feet square and 2 inches thick (or about 35 tons of Concrete), which are then Covered with 250 tons of Rough Colorful Native Rocks on two sides and the top. This Roof has already Survived one Tornado, which Ripped Off the Roof of a Wooden House that is only 40 feet away from it, and also blew down a large Tree; but, it did not do any Damage to our Rock Houses, and did not even wake me up! The Sad Part about this True-life Story is the Fact that almost all of our Hard Work on the Swangkee Brothers' Farm was in VAIN: beCause, in spite of being Offered 2-million-dollars for the Farm, the Bankers tell us that it cannot be Sold until it is Appraised by an Official Appraiser, and then Approved by the Federal Government. The State does not have an Official Appraiser, who is Qualified for the Job; and there is no other Similar Property within the entire World for any Appraiser to Compare it with; and therefore, it cannot be Appraised nor Sold, except to someone who has all of the Money up front, so as to not have to Borrow any Money from the Bankers. Therefore, 30 Years of Hard Work was all in Vain, unless someone can come up with Sufficient Money to Buy it without going through any Bank. (We will Gladly Sell it for only 300,000$ Cash, just to Escape from the Divided States of United Lies, if anyone is Interested in Helping us, which would be a Real Steal, since our Large Swangkee Cistern, alone, is worth more than that.) Therefore, whomever Inherits our Property will only have another Tax Burden to Bear, and will never be Able to Sell it, except to some Rich Person, who would most likely not Want to Live here: beCause the Property is Located in a "Depressed Area," which has large Chicken Houses, Hog Sheds, and Capitalist STINK surrounding it. All such Buildings were Constructed after our Houses were Built, without our Permission. "Thank God for CAPITALISM!" "God Bless America!" "If you work hard, save your money, and follow the rules, you too can succeed in life." — A Politician

Photos and Explanations for making this Roof

Notice that this wall is 17 feet thick at the Base, which makes it at least Partially Tornado-resistant. We Built these Walls within 60 Days, and sifted Tons of Topsoil that is now in the Terraces, behind the Rocks. There are 3 Walls, of which 2 Foundations cannot be Seen: because they are nearly the same Depth as the Outer Wall that you can See. In other Words, there are a LOT of Rocks in these Walls, which Lean Inward toward the House, in Order to make the House more Earthquake Resistant. These Terraces also help to make the Houses "Worthless": beCause they are "not as beautiful as normal siding on a house, which can be painted, if someone does not like the looks of the walls," according to the Banksters. I suppose that they would also Paint the Dome on the Capitol in Washington. We Paid for these Walls by Growing Cucumbers and other Plants in the Terraces. Try to do that with a Painted Wooden/Plastic Wall.

 There are actually Mountains of such Quartz Crystals in this World of Wonders, whereby everyone could have such a Wall, if they were Willing to do the Work. In Fact, such Crystals can be Grown from small Particles of Crystals. You just have to have Patience to do it, as well as a Space to do it in, under the Ground Level, in a Cave, for Example. Some Crystals are as big as Trailer Houses!

We used more than 1,000 used Fire Bricks in order to make this Swangkee Septic Tank, which has 2 Compartments for Proper Digestion of the Waste Matter, which has never been removed, nor even Inspected; and we Plastered Mortar on both the Inside and the Outside, in order to Seal it from Groundwater.