“Dall-ass, Tex-ass! — Home of X-president George Walking Bush.” source
“Dall-ass, Tex-ass! — Home of X-president George Walking Bush.” source
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The Front Wall is faced with White Quartz Crystals. Notice the THICKNESS of the Roof, which is even Thicker on Top of the Roof: because the Dirt and Rocks are MOUNDED UP. (UPDATE: Since this Picture was taken in 1992, we have Improved the Roof with a Foot of Insulation, which is Rolled up and Sealed Inside of Heavy Rubber. Moreover, we have Paved the Ground with Concrete in Front of the Houses, and have also Erected a Grape Arbor in Order to Cool the Houses Off during the Hot Summers.)

Our Fireproof, Hail-proof, Tornado-proof, Shingle-proof, Siding-proof, Rot-proof, Water-damage-proof, Termite-proof, Insurance-proof ROOF. The 160-ton Rock/Concrete Ceiling is Covered with 400 tons of Dirt and Sand, which is Covered with one foot of Insulation, which is rolled up Inside of heavy Rubber, which is Covered with 700 Concrete Blocks or Pavers that are 2 feet square and 2 inches thick, which are then Covered with 150 tons of Rough Colorful Native Rocks. This Roof has already Survived one Tornado, which Ripped Off the Roof of a Wooden House that is only 40 feet away from it, and also blew down a large Tree; but, it did not do any Damage to our Rock Houses, and did not even wake me up!
Photos and Explanations for making this Roof

The Front of what I call a “Beggar’s Bedroom at a Swangkee Lowtel,” which is the Minimum Amount of Space that one Person Needs in Order to Live. This is the Entrance to the Author's Home, which we are now about to Enter for an Inside View by Means of Photographs. Notice the Lintel Rock that is over the Window, which stretches from Side to Side and is about 2 feet tall and 7 feet long, weighing about 700 to 800 pounds. It is made up of Concrete with White Quartz Crystals set into the Concrete. That Lintel Rock was made laying down, by using a Concrete Form on top of a Table; and then we set it up and into its place by Hand, using simple Hand Tools, which Required less Effort than it Required in Order to Move most of the other Blocks in this Wall: because we used our Heads, instead of our Backs and Arms. Notice the large $20,000 Crystal Rock below the Window, which we got for 20 Dollar's worth of Gas and a small amount of Effort.

Notice that this wall is 17 feet thick at the Base, which makes it at least Partially Tornado-resistant. We Built these Walls within 60 Days, and sifted Tons of Topsoil that is now in the Terraces, behind the Rocks. There are 3 Walls, of which 2 Foundations cannot be Seen: because they are nearly the same Depth as the Outer Wall that you can See. In other Words, there are a LOT of Rocks in these Walls, which Lean Inward toward the House, in Order to make the House more Earthquake Resistant.

A small Part of our 120-ton Native Rock Ceilings, without a Crack in them, (which are Held Together by 40+ Tons of Concrete) before the Walls were finished with Marble, which Ceilings are one foot thick in the thinnest places, and as much as 3 feet thick in the thickest places, which are Covered with Gravel, Sand, Dirt, Insulation, Concrete Blocks, and more Native Rocks. This Ceiling is Fireproof, Mouse-proof, Termite-proof, and so on. I also Discovered where to put that "Yellow Stuff" in Order to keep Greedy People from Stealing it! Some of the Rocks weigh as much as 700 pounds, and none of them have any Paint to Color them. The Federal Government used similar Rocks by the millions of Tons in Order to Crush them up in Order to make Pavement for Highways, and to prevent Erosion along Highways; but, they could have been Used Wisely in Order to make tens of thousands of similar Roofs and Ceilings like ours. Shame on them; but, Double Shame on whomever says that this Kind of a Ceiling is not GOOD: because, if the House is Built Correctly, it will even withstand a Great Earthquake. Indeed, for this Ceiling to fall in, the Side Walls would have to Move Out by 2 feet, and also move more than 5,000 TONS of Dirt and Rocks, which is more Weight than the House, itself. Therefore, unless the Fault-line just Happens to be Directly Underneath our Houses, they are not very likely to be Damaged during a Severe Earthquake: because they are Protected by the Earth, itself, just like any Cave, which is seldom if ever bothered by an Earthquake. Ask the Park Rangers at Carlsbad Caverns, in New Mexico, for Example, if you Doubt what I say: because they have Experienced hundreds of Earthquakes, and have yet to Discover so much as ONE Rock falling down because of it! Moreover, the farther Under the Ground Level that a House is, the more Earthquake-Resistant it is. And that is why that I Propose the Building of Profitable $wangkee Stone Domehomes. See DRAWINGS of such Domes.

We used more than 1,000 used Fire Bricks in order to make this Swangkee Septic Tank, which has 2 Compartments for Proper Digestion of the Waste Matter, which has never been removed, nor even Inspected; and we Plastered Mortar on both the Inside and the Outside, in order to Seal it from Groundwater.