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There are literally tens of thousands of People who spend Enormous Sums of Money, in Order to go FISHING. For Example, we met some Old People who Retired from their Work in the City of Confusion, and got themselves a Mobile Home worth about $2, if the Rain should Stop, which they Paid more than $100,000 for, and then set out on a Fishing Expedition: because they like to EAT. Indeed, their Big Bellies Testified to that Fact, even without saying a Word. However, I asked them if they had ever seen the National Parks, such as Arches National Park, or Zion National Park; and their Response was Typically American, without any Shame. “No, we have not been there, but we plan on going there some Day.” Well, that Reminds me of my Aunt Elma, who told me more than 40 Years ago that she was going to read the Bible after she got too Old to do very much. Well, guess what, she is now about 90 Years Old, and still has not Managed to read the Bible so much as one Time in her entire Life. However, she has found Time to attend Churches, Funerals, Carnivals, Dances by the Dozens, Ball Games, Card Games, Checker Games, and Social get-togethers almost every Weekend for 70 Years. Indeed, she even went to Visit a Relative one Time, who Lived a thousand miles away, across the Great Plains, who also Lived about 20 miles from a National Park; but, Poor Aunt Elma was “just too Busy to go Look at it.” Therefore, I am Perplexed by such People, who Waste most of their Lives on Foolishness. Moreover, I sent some of my Tape Recordings to her, along with a new Tape Player, and asked her to just Listen to one of the Tapes, in Order to Discover whether or not she liked it; but, for some Strange Reason, it has been more than a Year now, and she has not Managed to Listen to one of them. Perhaps she is Afraid that she might Learn something? I do not know; but, for sure I do know that she is Worthy of the Blue Ribbon and the Gold Medal for being Proudfully Ignorant of almost everything, and especially any News Reports, which she Avoids like the Plague: because it might get her Upset. Indeed, she more or less Lives like a Turtle, and only pokes her Head out just long enough to See where she is Walking. Therefore, I do not know what to Do for her, if anything: because she is Contented with the American Dream, which is to Dream about what you might have after you get to Heaven, rather than take Advantage of the Heavenly Condition that is already here. However, I am sure that she would tell you that it is nothing but Hell on Earth: because she has never been in a Heavenly Condition, both Mentally, Spiritually, and Physically. (See: WHERE is HELL??) Indeed, she never took a Fast during her entire Life, and therefore has no Idea what it Means to be FREE from the Accumulated Filth and Poison that is Inside of an Old Body, which has mostly Lived on Old Dead Dog Food and Hog Slop for 90 Years! However, after reading this, she would probably be even more Upset: because she could not Deny that it is the Truth. In Fact, in my Opinion, she has Missed Out on the Best of Life, while Deceiving herself with Foolish Distractions, while Blaming POVERTY for not taking a Swangkee Vacation at a Swangkee Fasting Sanitarium, where she would have lots of Time in Order to Study the Bible and other Inspired Books.